Hooray!!!

Some more clips from Britney’s upcoming documentary, For the Record. There’s three in a row in the embedded clip.

So. Freakin’. Psyched.

The teensy tiny Nicole Richie and Joel Madden enjoy a day out in WeHo. They went shopping for baby clothes for Harlow and then hit up Baja Fresh. Mmmm, I miss Baja Fresh. Do they have that shit in Seattle? If they do, I haven’t seen it. Baja Fresh was my favorite. What on earth do you think Nicole eats at Baja Fresh? The salsa?

On Monday, more than a hundred retired generals and admirals called for repeal of the military’s “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy on gays so they can serve openly.

“As is the case with Great Britain, Israel, and other nations that allow gays and lesbians to serve openly, our service members are professionals who are able to work together effectively despite differences in race, gender, religion, and sexuality,” the officers wrote.

The military discharged about 12,340 people between 1994 and 2007 for violating the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy. The number peaked in 2001 at 1,273, but began dropping off sharply after the Sept. 11 attacks.

Last year, 627 military personnel were discharged under the policy.

Can you even believe we’re still discharging people from the military for being openly gay?

OUTRAGEOUS. It just feels like an anachronism.

Get this dealt with, President-elect Obama!

I smell an appearance on Celebrity Rehab.

The 2004 winner of The Bachelor, Mary Delgado, was arrested in a Texas bar for public drunkenness early on Sunday.

Her weekend in Del Rio turned bad when the reality TV personality refused to leave a local bar, Lorina’s Cantina, prompting the manager to call Val Verde County Sheriff’s police.

The cops arrested an unruly Delgado, 41, who “kicked around” in the squad car on the way to jail, according to a spokesperson for the sheriff. She was charged with public intoxication, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct, all misdemeanors.

Delgado, a former cheerleader for the NFL’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers, was brought to the county jail at 2:32 a.m. Sunday and later released without being required to post bond money. She will return for a court date to be determined later, the spokesperson said.

This is not the first time Mary’s drinking has gotten her in trouble with the law. Almost exactly a year ago, she was taken into custody for punching her boyfriend in the mouth. Who was that boyfriend? Why, Byron Velvick, the bachelor who proposed to her on national television four years ago. Awww … what a sweet ending!!

The Material Divorcee is reportedly being paid a whopping $10M to appear in the 2009 Louis Vuitton ads. The ads will be shot by Steven Meisel, who did Madge’s notorious 1992 book, Sex.

So they’re paying her $10M — and they’ll probably spend another $10M paying the airbrushers!

Madge better help move a lot of product!

Miley Cyrus’s little sister, Noah, arrives with her parents at the premiere of Bolt in LA.

Is this the next Jamie-Lynn Spears?

Lord, I hope not. She’s so adorable. Video of her singing with her dad below. Tragically, I think this sweet, innocent child is going to wind up in show business, and utterly corrupted.

Looks like some pretty kick-ass shit, honestly.

I was a huge Trekkie growing up, but I was raised on the cast of The Next Generation, not the older stuff, so this kind of interests me less. I’d be way more into a movie about Picard as a little kiddo — or, better yet, as a twenty-something hottie. Grrrrrrr. Oh, Jean Luc, you’ll always be my first crush.

If Paris is really soooo in love with Benji Madden and sooo confident in their love, then why on earth is she allowing her (much hotter and much wealthier) ex-boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos, to caress her neck and play with her hair at the Victoria’s Secret party in Miami Beach on Saturday night?

There’s nothing wrong with being polite and civil, even friendly, with an ex-boyfriend when you see him out in public, but, um, he is not touching her in a “civil” way. He’s touching her in a “Remember how I used to tug at the hair on your neckline? Remember how wet that got you?” kind of way. I dated a guy like that for awhile. I eventually ended things with him because I wanted to get serious with another guy I was seeing, and I told him the truth about it, because we worked together and saw each other often. He took it well, but, every now and then, when we were talking and no one was looking, he’d touch my neck like that and tug at my hair a little bit. “Miss me?” he’d say. And the truth was, I did. And I’d look at him with the exact same eyes that Paris has in this photo. And, needless to say, that other relationship didn’t work out … at all. Because if I’d been satisfied there, I would have told him to keep his hands off my fucking neck rather than giggling when he did it.

I’m just saying.