Who Looked Hotter: Eva or Scarlett?
December 17th, 2008 by Evil BeetJust Because
December 17th, 2008 by Evil BeetI WANT ONE!!!
I heard people talking the other day about how they have miniature elephants now. Like little tiny elephants that never grow very big. Is this true??? If so, I would like to amend my Christmas wish list immediately.
Britney’s #1 Spot Reclaimed by Taylor!!!
December 17th, 2008 by Evil BeetWhile Britney had the #1 album on the charts last week, sales of Circus took a deep dive this week, dropping around 60% to 200,000. That put Britney in the #2 spot this week, and Taylor Swift’s Fearless reclaimed the #1 position. This is the FIFTH week on the charts for Fearless. Wow!!! Very, very impressive, Miz Swift.
The #3 spot goes to Beyonce with I Am … Sasha Fierce, while Kanye’s 808s and Heartbreak droped to sixth place.
Things Are Not Going Well for Mindy McCready
December 17th, 2008 by Evil BeetMindy’s like the Britney Spears of the country world right now. Well, last year’s Britney Spears of the country world. The troubled singer was hospitalized early this morning for a suicide attempt.
Mindy spent time in a Texas rehab in July of this year after a previous suicide attempt.
Get thee back to treatment, lady!
Pearls of Wisdom from Paris Hilton
December 17th, 2008 by Evil BeetMiz Hilton recently participated in Esquire’s “What I’ve Learned” feature. You can read the full thing here, but I’ve included all the best parts below:
There are definitely a lot of misconceptions about me out there. “Oh, she doesn’t work. She doesn’t do anything. She just gets money from her family.” That’s not true at all. I was up making phone calls at seven in the morning, and I’ll be working until 1:00 A.M.
I was the oldest granddaughter. Everyone was so excited that I was born, they would always take pictures of me. My grandma would call me Marilyn Monroe or Grace Kelly. Ever since I was little, it’s what I knew I wanted to do–be a blond icon.
I put pheromones in a lot of my fragrances, and that attracts people to you. My new fragrance is called Fairy Dust. I’m dressed kind of like Tinkerbell.
I don’t know why everyone wants to be famous. To make a living, I guess. Maybe they think it’s an easy job.
Once I’ve worn a dress, I can never wear it again. I give them to charities and they auction them off to help people with breast cancer, multiple sclerosis, and AIDS. Some that are really, really special, I keep in storage for my daughters. They’ll be vintage by then. I think my daughters will love them.
I don’t think it’s fair for a child to come into the world and have to be photographed. They didn’t really choose that life.
Having a nightclub in your house really helps for having a party, because then you don’t need to go out.
Will Ferrell movies make me laugh. My sister makes me laugh. Nicole Richie is hilarious.
I always send thank-you notes. If somebody has done something really special for me, I’ll make them a collage of pictures or a little piece of art.
I’m not jealous. I don’t understand why people are jealous. You have so much better karma in life when you wish other people the best.
Because of my last name and the way I look, some people think I’m a spoiled brat. But I’m not like that at all. I’m one of the most down-to-earth people I know out of anyone in Hollywood.
Things may seem to naturally come my way. But I work hard for them, too. I have good karma.
You may not be able to be hot when you’re seventy-five in a conventional sense. Like, young people won’t think you’re hot. But your husband will, and so will people your own age.
Oh, Paris. You’re truly a spiritual guide for us all.
Jodie Sweetin: Back on Meth, Just Like I Said She Was
December 17th, 2008 by Evil BeetI totally called this one. Not that it was a difficult call or anything, but still. Jodie Sweetin’s relapsed, and a judge has issued a ruling that she is not allowed to be alone with her baby.
Full House alum Jodie Sweetin is not allowed to see her 8-month-old daughter without supervision, an Orange County, Calif., judge ruled during an emergency custody hearing Wednesday.
The ruling came after Sweetin’s estranged husband Cody Herpin accused her of being an unfit mother — and allegedly that she once drove intoxicated with their daughter Zoie in the car, TMZ.com reports.
A doctor who took the stand also claimed that Sweetin, 26 — a former meth addict and alcoholic who lives with her parents — had relapsed but has been in touch with her sponsor and is attending AA meetings. The doctor said she does not believe the baby is at risk at the moment.
Sweetin will now not be allowed to be with the child unless one of her parents is present, the judge said.
A judge ordered both Sweetin and Herpin to submit to drug tests before the next hearing.
So, yeah. Stop being so predictable, Hollywood.
In general, here’s a rule I’ve learned: When celebrities are all like, “Yeah, I used to have an addiction problem, but now I don’t. I can totally just have one or two drinks and be fine,” you can pretty much just start counting down the days until there’s a gigantic relapse. Tara Reid proved this nicely for us last week, and now it’s Jodie’s turn.
Personally, I’m kind of waiting anxiously for the enormous Nicole Richie relapse that I just know is on its way.













