Jon Favreau, the 27 year-old speechwriter for president-elect Obama and the one with his hand on Hillary’s tit, is pretty brilliant. So it really makes you wonder what would ever make him think that this was a Kodak moment. And of course, it showed up on Facebook. Everything shows up there. Including scandalous pictures of me from high school wearing fucking acid wash jeans and a tanning bed tan. Who knew there would be evidence of that shit? Or that acid wash denim wasn’t a timeless classic? But back to Hillary getting felt up. Even though it was only posted for a couple of hours, it’s all over the internet.
I guess Favreau apologized and Clinton’s top aide said in an email “Senator Clinton is pleased to learn of Jon’s obvious interest in the State Department, and is currently reviewing his application.” Ha ha.Â
Funny but can you imagine how embarrassed this speechwriter is going to be when he sees Hillary face to face?  I guess he should just be relieved that he’s still employed.
Back in August, music mogul Suge Knight was arrested for beating his girlfriend up in a parking lot. He had a knife in his hand, and drugs on his person. To be more specific:
“A citizen sees the beating in a parking lot; police get there fast; they see him beating her. It’s a good, solid case,” Las Vegas police Lt. Chris Carroll said.
The woman was not stabbed, but she was treated at a hospital for injuries that Carroll said were not life-threatening.
Police did not release the woman’s name or age but said she identified herself as Knight’s girlfriend of three years.
“This is a very large man,” Carroll said, estimating his weight at more than twice the woman’s. “He was on top of her, actually in the act of violently beating her when the officers arrived, with the knife in his hand.”
At least one officer drew a Taser stun gun as they approached Knight, said Officer Jacinto Rivera, a police spokesman. He said he did not know whether the officers drew their handguns.
Knight dropped the folding knife and was taken into custody without incident, Carroll said.
He was booked into the Clark County jail on felony charges of assault with a deadly weapon and possession of a controlled substance, and misdemeanor charges of possession of dangerous drugs without a prescription and domestic violence.
Knight had the drugs Ecstasy and hydrocodone when he was arrested, Carroll said, but it was not clear whether he or the woman had used drugs or alcohol before the arrest.
Like the officer said, seems like a solid case, right? No. Yesterday charges were dismissed without prejudice against Knight due to witness and discovery problems. And I’m sure those “problems” were that the DA was pretty convinced that he’d come home one day to find his family members all shot in the back of their heads.
The district attorney’s office did file paperwork that it may try to recharge Knight. What do you want to bet that never happens?
Anne Hathaway has always kind of annoyed me. I’m fine with her as an actress and she’s pretty enough. I think it’s that whole giggly thing she does in interviews that just grates on me. And her appearance the other night on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart was no different. But, at 5:15 she won me over. Her New Year’s Resolution is to have a train wreck of a life to make blogger’s lives easier. If only more celebs would be this cooperative. All this “hospitalized for dehydration” and “we part the closest of friends” shit makes our job so much more difficult.Â
Psst, Anne, if you could do your overdoses and DUIs at like 11:30 p.m. PST on Fridays or anytime on Saturdays, I’d really appreciate it.
The love affair has ended between Britney Spears and her rack.
I have a love-hate relationship with my boobs. At the moment I hate them and want them smaller. I can’t wear the kind of suits I used to love, like the red PVC one I got to wear for the ‘Oops I Did It Again’ video, for example, I don’t feel streamlined. I’m tempted to have a breast reduction so I can slink into some amazing stage outfits for my next set of shows. I know they look sexy but sometimes they get in the way.
Personally, I totally agree. I’d give just about anything to be flat. I don’t get the appeal of tits. At all.
Here’s Britney at the Light of the Angels event at LA Live covering them up.
Nicole Kidman’s acting talent knows no bounds. She won an Academy Award for playing Virginia Woolf in The Hours. She was virtually unrecognizable in that movie. Now she’s filming The Danish Girl where she plays the first post-op transsexual. This chick is always choosing projects that really challenge and stretch her abilities. Here is Nicole in her newest role portraying a car seat. She’s amazing; she can play anything.
What the hell has Christina Aguilera done to herself? She’s been looking different for a while and I was chalking it up to having had a baby recently. Because sometimes women just look different after being pregnant. Debra Messing and Leah Remini for example. Never. Looked. The same. I don’t even want to tell you what hell pregnancy inflicted on my waist-to-hip-ratio. But in Christina’s case, this has to be surgical since babies don’t come out of your face and hers is changed.
Top picture is from two years ago (and I’m trying not to focus on the patch of missing foundation right at her hairline), bottom picture is from yesterday at the launch of her perfume Inspire. Yes, yet another celebrity fragrance. But I must not let this distract me from the issue at hand.  And spare me from all the “zOMG why u b such a hater?” emails. I love Christina Aguilera and I’ve always thought she was stunning. Why do people mess with their beauty? Today, she no longer looks like Christina Aguilera. And I want to know why. Her nasal bone seems thinner? I don’t know…I can’t put my finger on it. Chin implant? Ack! Help me people!Â
Can you even believe there is a fourth update on Jodie Sweetin’s split from Cody Herpin, her husband of 16 months? It’s Jodie fucking Sweetin. Apparently she split because he, unemployed film transporting coordinator couldn’t support the childhood actress who invested her Full House residuals in pharmaceuticals.
In court papers, Sweetin stated, “Our house is in foreclosure, our water has been shut off twice. Currently, all of our other utilities are overdue. [He] kept finding one excuse after another for his failure to even attempt to find employment.”
Herpin responded to People saying  ”I was the stay-at-home dad, my job was taking care of Zoie” because Jodie had a very busy schedule. Busy schedule? I’ve never done drugs; I was always the one who believed every Afterschool Special and was afraid of my own life becoming one. So I ask: Just how long does it take to do meth? By my best, if uneducated, guess I’m thinking 25 minutes from score to high. Unless she’s making her own which involves cooking and shit like that…too much like being a housewife. Though you get to do it stoned which is nice.
Anyway, I’ve taken the liberty of writing Jodie’s vows for her next attempt:
I, Jodie, take you 3rd victim, to be my future ex, to have and to hold for this year, for better or best, for richer, to love and to leave; from this day forward until death do us part as long as one of us croaks within the next 18 months.
You’re welcome Jodes.Â
I just question a life in which Jodie Sweetin divorce updates outnumber Madonna’s.
