At a screening of The Duchess in NYC.

Okay, this is the funniest video I’ve ever seen in my whole life.

This is Karrine “Superhead” Steffans, showing off anal toys that former fiance Darius McCrary — yes, the dude who played Eddie Winslow on Family Matters — left at her house.

Early in the summer, Darius filed a restraining order against Superhead and basically accused her of being a psychotic bitch. I suppose this is her retaliation.

I have to say, though, I never thought much of Superhead until I watched this video. She’s a fucking riot! This chick is awesome. “Fuckin’ ass particles!”

Heh, I remember this one time I was on a road trip with some friends, and this one dude farted in the car. And my girlfriend was like, “Ewwww! How dare you???” and the guy was like, “Why do you care so much? It’s just a fart,” and my girlfriend was like, “Dude, don’t you understand? The molecules that were up your ass five seconds ago are now up my nose.” I never thought about farts the same way again.

Anyway. If you’re gonna watch this video at work, do it with headphones on.

Not only will Michael “Size 14″ Phelps be appearing on SNL this weekend — he’ll be wearing a Speedo. So, ya know, SNL’s ratings will see a huge bump, much like that Speedo.

Phelps, who won a record eight gold medals, began reading through skits with the cast Wednesday night, and it’s already clear his wardrobe will be kept to a minimum, with parodies of his Olympics moments, his skimpy Speedos, his emotional mom in the stands – and even Phelps as Aquaman.

“There’s some really, really funny skits – anything you can imagine, they nailed just about every topic,” Phelps says.

And Michael Phelps knows all about nailing things.

I’ll be out of town this weekend, but you’d better believe I’ll be DVRing this. Yes, all the good skits will be on YouTube anyway, but I don’t want to miss a second of Phelpsy’s hot body. SNL’s gonna see ratings like they haven’t seen since the ’80s.

Awww, cuteness!

Jamie-Lynn and Lynne Spears made a trip to LA with two-month-old Maddie Brianne on Wednesday, and brought the newborn over to Britney’s house for her first playdate with her cousins, Jayden and Preston.

Those three little kids better stick together. They’re gonna need all the support they can get.

Thanks Ranae!

Defamer has an interesting piece today about how Oscar-winner, box-office champ Reese Witherspoon somehow manages to be billed second to B-lister Vince Vaughn in their upcoming flick.

Is it simply that studios are too terrified to give a woman first billing over a male star, lest people then think the film to be a chick flick? After all, Vaughn’s last hit was The Break-Up, the rare romantic comedy with strong male appeal, something that marketing folks might have felt was in jeopardy had costar Jennifer Aniston been first-billed. Four Christmases isn’t a romcom but a flat-out comedy, but would it be perceived as the former if Vaughn was subservient to Witherspoon in the billing block?

Yes, when compared to Witherspoon, the presence of Vaughn in this film makes us more likely to see it (though still? not very likely), simply because the actor has a track record of enlivening even the most formulaic films with his improvised comic riffs. Still, we wonder just how B- and C-list you’d have to go to find a male costar whom the studio would allow Witherspoon to supplant. In an alternate Four Christmases, could the actress vault over Colin Farrell to claim first billing? Or will she have to settle for a part opposite Freddie Prinze Jr. to claim what, by rights, should be hers?

What do you guys think?

Are studios ever going to be able to give a woman top billing in a comedy without it being labeled a chick flick?

Here’s the video of Kanye smashing some photog’s camera at LAX while the photographer calls for police assistance.

“Ain’t no police, man!” yells Kanye.

Um, he was wrong. The police arrested him shortly after, and he’s currently in jail pending $20K bail. Who the fuck says “Ain’t no police, man” at LAX??? I mean, have you been to LAX any time in the past, oh, exactly seven years? The cops practically outnumber the passengers. WTF was Kanye thinking??

I can’t wait to read his blog about this shit.