While the weekend after Thanksgiving is always pretty bad, this one was especially awful. It was Hollywood’s worst in ten years.

Among all releases, Enchanted was the only movie to top $10M.

Jessica Alba’s new flick, Awake, snored through the weekend to the tune of $6M. That’s pathetic. Hopefully they’ll put some shots of her tits on the DVD and recoup their losses.

I wonder if this has anything to do with the late-night talk shows being off the air due to the writer’s strike. It sure makes it harder for studios to promote their films.

Go to the movies, people!

Guy Ritchie and Madonna hit up the premiere of “Revolver” in NYC.

Also there: Sarah Jessica Parker.

I guess he’s a British racecar driver, but every time I see this guy’s picture, I’m just like, “Quick, someone give him an American flag and hire him to strip at bachelorette parties!”

Jansen Panettiere hawks some manner of toy car in NYC.

Ah, the power of a stage mother.

America’s favorite trainwreck turns 26 today.

Anyone want to start a pool on whether she’ll see 27?

I don’t really know how to be a bookie, but I’m a fast learner.

Also: I take no.

My eyes are just … stuck.

At the New York Aids Film Festival Red Ball’s fashion show.

Reichen Lehmkuhl and boyfriend Brian Barry arrive at the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences Ribbon of Hope 2007 Celebration.

There should be a rule against men this attractive being gay.

I mean, I love my gays, but this is just not fair!!! We women have needs, too!!!

“[Willow] has a drive. She has an energy and she just connects to human emotion. I think a big part was probably [seeing] Jaden after The Pursuit of Happyness. She saw what Jaden did, and she was like, ‘I want that.’ Jaden is [like] Johnny Depp. He just wants to do good work . . . He loves acting, he just wants to make good movies. And Willow is Paris Hilton. Willow wants to be on TV.”

Will Smith discusses his daughter, Willow, age 7, who recently made her film debut in I Am Legend.