Despite early rumors that they were having trouble selling tickets, Katie Holmes and All My Sons have turned a profit in a shockingly short amount of time.

The show’s producers officially announced today that the revival of Arthur Miller’s play has entirely made back its $3.25 million investment.

This is very very impressive, especially given the state of the economy, and what’s happening with the rest of Broadway.

“When everything is closing around her,” remarked a star in one of the many Broadway shows expected to shut its doors next month, “this is a spectacular feat—of course, it’s not just her, it’s [co-stars] John Lithgow and Dianne Wiest, but, no one will say that.”

While John and Dianne are well-respected and accomplished actors, I don’t think there’s a doubt in anyone’s mind that Katie’s the reason this show is making big bucks.

Congrats, kiddo!

Check out Rachel Zoe at a benefit in LA last night.

Ewwwwww!!!!

I really enjoy her show, and I think she’s so sweet and hilarious, but THIS is just DISGUSTING. You NEED to put on some weight, sweetheart. You look about 80 years old.

Her breasts look like they’ve given up on life.

It sure looks that way!

“I’ve just been given the appointment of U.S. diplomat,” she said at a party for Le Cirque: A Table in Heaven at that restaurant on December 3. “My title is public diplomacy envoy for women’s health issues, and I just got back from a four-country European tour of duty. I believe next I’ll be sent to the Middle East.” Also an anti-cancer activist, Drescher has been considering a run for office. “I’ve been very successful in getting a bill passed in Washington,” she said. “I was thinking I’d take the next four years to lay some groundwork, but I’m throwing my hat in the ring.” What else makes her a good candidate? “I’m an authentic and honest person,” she said. “And I think Capitol Hill needs more of that.”

You know what?

Fuck yeah.

I actually quite love Fran Drescher. I think it would be awesome to see her run for Senate. Good luck with this, gorgeous.

“Smoking. I didn’t even start until I was 30. I got hooked making Feeling Minnesota and now it’s a prison, but I want to stop.”

Keanu Reeves, in a new interview with the Daily Mail, when asked if there’s anything he wants to give up.

He can do what he wants with the cigarettes, but, Keanu, I am begging you to give up that horrendous pube beard as soon as possible.

Yet ANOTHER Lohan MySpace blog. It’s like Christmas came early!

always the truth- scouts honor

so….
today i was out with my friend Jamie and paparazzi wouldn’t stop asking me where samantha was. and i’m not writing this blog because i feel like i need to prove that i’m with my girl to anyone at all. but because it’s just annoying. and i want to vent. and i love myspace because it allows me to vent without having to deal with the noise of the “tabloids” and “stalkerazzi’s” ….

all in all-they should just stop asking altogether, once and for all if she and i are broken up because frankly, if we ever ever did…. i would say it before they could even think of asking. i’d say it here probably… i say everything here on myspace. okay. well, i hope that all the gossip magazines and sites, and lurkers read this cuz it’s not true. ahh! i love myspace because i can just write, and i love writing, and i can prove all the liars wrong… wow- the people that make shit up must really feel silly, embarrassed, out of stories, scr*w*d, f*ck*d, punk’d, and so much more. because, i can use myspace and just let everyone know what’s really going on. which is so much more fun! cuz now, people can get to know the REAL me. yay!

p.s.
you should check out this band… cuz they’re dope.
yours truly
L

Currently listening :
Black Ghosts
By Black Ghosts
Release date: By 2008-07-08

Does anyone else think the most amusing part of this is the “scr*w*d, f*ck*d”? Like, listen up, Lindsay Lohan, the world has seen your panty-less vagina more times than we care to remember. It’s okay if you type the word “screwed” on your blog. Really. It won’t hurt your image.

After 20 years as the CEO of Playboy Enterprises, Christie Hefner is stepping down at the end of January. The company has been flailing in recent years, as porn is totally available for free all over now, and the current state of the economy can’t be helping much.

Her replacement has not yet been named, but I know I speak for all of us when I say: Kendra Wilkinson, please.

P.S. Anyone else think it’s weird that she actually kinda looks a little like Hef?

On the left: 90210 starlet Jessica Stroup at the Teen Choice Awards in August.

On the right: Jessica at KIIS FM’s Jingle Ball this weekend.

Much improved.

She looks gorgeous and healthy and like a woman now, instead of like a starving child. Whoever sat this girl down and talked some sense into her, well done. See? These things don’t always have to turn into tragedies.