Letterman is returning to late-night.

Says producer Rob Burnett:

“Worldwide Pants has always been a writer-friendly company. Dave has been a member of the WGA for more than 30 years, and I have been a member for more than 20. Because we are an independent production company, we are able to pursue an interim agreement with the Guild without involving CBS in that pursuit. Therefore, since the beginning of the strike, we have expressed our willingness to sign an interim agreement with the Guild consistent with its positions in this dispute. We’re happy that the Guild has now adopted an approach that might make this possible. It is our strong desire to be back on the air with our writers and we hope that will happen as soon as possible.”

Yay!

At the premiere of The Bucket List in LA.

I’m sure you’re all thinking the same thing I am about the latest opus from this 15-year-old starlet: Not. Enough. Sex.

Come on, Miley, make us interested!

“Leggings Lindsay” leaves a hair salon in LA after a long, hard day of shopping.

Then she probably went home, watched a movie, and slept.

Hey, Lindsay, you know what would be a nice break from all that sleeping and shopping?

COCAINE, BITCH!!!!!!!!!

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I don’t know what he’s talking about, and I don’t really care.

Fuck it, though, I’d still totally do him.

Can he run for President instead of Fred Thompson? I just think if a Law & Order cast member has to run, it should be Jack McCoy. America needs a fuckable President again, don’t you think?

The better half of Tim Burton popped out a baby girl this weekend.

“They are absolutely delighted they have a daughter,” Bonham Carter’s rep, Karon Maskill, said. “It’s a lovely Christmas present for the family.”

The couple already have a four-year-old son, Billy.

Paris and her new boy, Model Julian Feitsma (he has a last name now!), party the night away at Berlin nightclub Bangaluu on Saturday.

Meanwhile, La Lohan’s rumored to be dating another nobody, some guy named Spencer Guilbert.

If I were famous, I would date exclusively famous dudes!!!

Just days after naked pictures of her hit the Internet, Desperate-for-a-Wax-Job Marcia Cross read a children’s book at Saks Fifth Avenue in Bev Hills to support St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital.

Good for her!!!!

Don’t let assholes like me keep ya down, Marcia. This is our job. You do yours.