After filing the papers on Friday, Pam posted this on her blog.

12/17/2007
P.S.

We’re working things out…

Whatevs.

They’re working out who keeps the STDs in the divorce.

Marrying Sam Lutfi in Vegas.

Not gonna happen.

But that’s what everyone’s saying, so I’m passing along the rumor.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha heeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Two months.

Pam Anderson filed for divorce from Rick Salomon today on Friday.

Paris Hilton is laughing so hard somewhere in Berlin.

The director of the “Piece of Me” video, Wayne Isham, weighed in on Britney today.

“On set,” he says, “she was very professional, excited to work and beautiful as always. I was impressed with her focus as she choreographed the dance herself. Her endurance was remarkable, as we had a long day. She almost outlasted me, which is amazing! It was a pleasure to work with her again.”

(If you haven’t seen the video, it’s here.)

So now we know why the dancing sucked.

And, yeah, I’m sure she outlasted you, dude. I’m sure she outlasted anyone who wasn’t snorting lines all day.

Stylist/anorexia posterchild Rachel Zoe wears the Brooklyn Zoo as she leaves the Waverly Inn in NYC.

Image via Splash

Perez may be nice enough to pull this out of respect for Madge.

I am proud to say that I am fully respect-free.

Timbaland leaked this.

Madonna’s mad.

I’m thrilled.

Enjoy.

I don’t know anything about football. There’s a ball — it’s brown — and weird pitchfork-style things sticking up from the ground and men run and, as I’d tell my college boyfriend whenever he’d promise me we’d go shopping when the game was over, the number-one rule of football is that the clock must never be running. Every girl knows what I mean. “Ten minutes left” means “two hours left” because the number-one rule of football is that the clock must never be running. Never ever ever. If the clock is running, something terrible happened.

Anyway.

This guy Tony Romo is good at the football game.

Except for when his new girlfriend, Jessica Simpson, is in the stands.

Then Tony Romo sucks at football.

He had the worst game of his career this weekend, with Jessica there.

Although it’s nice to see a girl make a guy choke; it’s usually the other way around.