“I kind of just keep my options open. I have a bunch of friends that I always hang out with, a bunch of guy friends.”
Jamie-Lynn Spears, when asked if she had a serious boyfriend, in an interview with the AP published December 17, 2007, just a day before her pregnancy was announced.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
When was this interview done? Didn’t she know she was pregnant by then??? Why would she say that?
WTF is going on???
I think someone’s a little jealous.
Cut to 1:45 in this vid for Britney’s denial.
Either Jamie-Lynn and her mother faked an entire pregnancy on an international stage, or Britney honestly thinks this is some horrible, cruel plot to distract attention away from her.
Either way: CRAZY!
You guys, Christmas so totally came early this year!
Jessica Alba showed off her baby bump after having lunch in Beverly Hills with some friends.
Baby bump, baby bump, baby bump!!!
What would you do on the day you found out your little sister was pregnant? Would you:
a) Kick her ass
b) Kick the dude’s ass
c) Kick your mom’s ass
d) Grab a coat hanger
e) Make Lisa Kline open late for you to go shopping
Britney’s answer was (e).
On the day she found out — along with the rest of the world — that her sixteen-year-old sister was knocked up, Britney Spears and her ubiquitous cowboy boots did some late-night shopping at Lisa Kline on Robertson. She then checked into L’Ermitage in Beverly Hills (because the Four Seasons has — no joking — banned her temporarily).
Shopping makes everything better.
Shopping and CONDOMS!!!
CONDOMS CONDOMS CONDOMS, PEOPLE!!!
Unwed mothers are the new black.
Lily Allen and her boyfriend, Chemical Brother Ed Simons, 37, are reportedly expecting.
Can these people not afford condoms?
Forget about having rubbers in the high schools; we need to have condoms in the Nickelodeon green room and under the bleachers at TRL.
LISTEN UP, PEOPLE: When he says he’s just going to put the tip in, two things are relatively certain:
1) You risk getting pregnant
2) You’re going to end up giving him head anyway
HEED MY WORDS.
I love Alicia Witt!!!!
As I’ve said before, she is single-handedly making Law and Order: Criminal Intent watchable again. (Fuck Vincent D’Onofrio.)
Here she is singing and playing piano at The Bitter End in NYC.
Is there anything this chick can’t do?
Watch it. Watch it. Watch it.
Just guess, guys.
Just guess.
Here’s a clue: her 16-year-old daughter is pregnant and her 26-year-old daughter is a cokeheaded cum dumpster who doesn’t even seem to want custody of her two young children.
Can you guess? I’ll give you some more time to think about it.
The mysterious answer is after the jump.
