Check out Fall Out Boy performing Michael Jackson’s “Beat It” on NYE.

Shia LaBoyyioxyyuf tries to hide from photogs as he puffs away on New Year’s Eve in LA.

Own it, boy!

Mena Suvari gives her boyfriend, Simone Sestito, a little peck at the NYE party in NYC at the Hotel Gansevoort.

I can’t say I love her outfit.

But I still love her hair!

So, my future husband, Adrian Grenier, had a lookalike at my party in LA last night, but the real Adrian was in Miami Beach, performing with his band, The Honey Bears, at Hotel Victor.

Just look at him.

All rock star and sweaty and shit.

Love it.

WELCOME TO 2008, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!

OMG, you guys, I had so much fun last night.

The party at Republic was a blast, and many thanks to Luke and the guys at USA4Real for putting together an amazing group of live bands and a kickass party.

Oh, and I chatted with Brittny Gastineau. For the second time this month. And she was really nice, per usual, and I felt like a huge ass, again, for all the shit I talk about her on here. I’ll have pics later tonight or tomorrow, whenever my girls send them along.

I also hung out for a bit with Sarah Welch, the gorgeous model who infamously fell through a hole on the runway at the Shadang show, and I have to tell you guys that she is an absolute sweetheart, and is able to have a great sense of humor about it, and it’s way less funny and way more sad once you’ve met her. It’s much easier to think of models as haughty bitches who deserve that shit, but she was anything but. She also has the most ridiculously amazing body and I can’t even hate her for it, she was that sweet.

Also there: MELROSE! From ANTM! But I didn’t get to chat with her. And Kevin Pollak. And a dude who looked EXACTLY like Adrian Grenier — I got all excited — but it wasn’t him.

Anyway.

Here’s Paris and Nicky hosting at a club in Vegas.

Posting will resume as normal on Wednesday.

Have fun tonight, kids, and please be safe. Don’t pull a Mischa. Remember that a taxi costs a hell of a lot less than a DUI.

If you still don’t have your plans nailed down, and you’re in the LA area, come party with me at Republic in Hollywood!!!

There will be all sorts of celebs there — including Adam Sandler and Ludacris — which is nice, but I just got word that Melrose from America’s Next Top Model will be there, and that got me excited. I think Melrose and I are going to be BFF.

Ticket presales are available until 6 pm today. And VIP ticket = open bar!!!!!

GET YOUR TICKETS HERE!!!

xoxo,
Beet

So, over the past couple of days, a variety of photo agencies have been posting picture after picture of Nicolette Sheridan in a bikini, on vacation with Michael Bolton.

I haven’t been running them, because the only person more boring than Nicolette Sheridan is Michael Bolton, but then some eagle-eyed blogger spotted a nip slip in one of those pics, and now I care.

Because celeb nipple is awesome.

Uncensored pics of Nicolette Sheridan’s nipple are after the jump.

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