Meet two and a half minutes of your life that you’re never going to get back.

It’s the moment I’ve been waiting for for ever so long … Lindsay Lohan is drinking again!

Her lawyer confirmed it:

“The good news was that Lindsay stopped herself that night, called her sponsor, and got herself immediately back on track. There is no magic cure here. The most unfortunate part of this is that Lindsay has to share her ‘one day at a time’ with the entire world.”

So why am I not happy? I should be breaking out the champagne right now to celebrate this joyous occasion.

I guess a part of me was rooting for her crazy ass to stay sober and get healthy.

Lindsay, we have Britney now. We have Jamie-Lynn. We have Vanessa Hudgens. We’re okay. Take care of yourself, girl.

Some Jennifer Aniston ass. [FListed]

The Coco camel toe returns. [Bossip]

Fergie and Josh do Mexico. [INO]

Backstreet’s back … from the RiteAid. With the eyeliner. [Mollygood]

Is Britney telling Jamie-Lynn to give up her baby? [popbytes]

Beyonce and Kanye play Connect 4. No, seriously. [POTP]

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo may be faking their relationship for cold, hard cash. [Celebitchy]

J-Lo’s gonna have the Scientology “silent” birth. [Yeeeah!]

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale take little Kingston out to get pizza. The family is in England visiting Gavin’s friends and family.

Aren’t they just nauseatingly cute?

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Check out the ad for Posh & Becks’ new fragrance.

I bet it smells like bad teeth.

CONGRATULATIONS, BRITNEY SPEARS!!!

Britney actually showed up for her deposition at K-Fed’s lawyers’ office today, after missing at least five prior appointments.

Although Britney’s legal team filed a request with the court to be removed from the case (citing a “breakdown in communications”), the hearing on that is not until Feb 4, and they will remain her legal team until then.

Waiting on the photos …

Check out this stunning photograph, courtesy of the Tucson PD, of Kumari Fulbright, the Arizona beauty queen who was recently arrested for kidnapping and assaulting her boyfriend.

Talk about Miss Photogenic!!!!

I bet this is what Britney’s mug shot looked like!!! Oh, I can only hope.

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Check out Donald Trump promoting Celebrity Apprentice on Mike and Juliet this morning.

God, I hope this show bombs. I am so over this asshole.