Britney’s Losing Those Kids Today

January 4th, 2008 by Evil Beet

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K-Fed’s lawyer is going to court at 8:30 am today to ask the court to strip her of her visitation rights.

Britney is at Cedars-Sinai on a “5150 hold,” meaning there’s evidence she’s a danger to herself or others — others as in her kids.

Jayden James was taken to the hospital last night, as well.

TAKE THOSE KIDS AWAY!!!!!


Let the Games Begin

January 4th, 2008 by Evil Beet

Here’s some video footage from Brit’s residence last night, as all the shit went down.


“What the Fuck Is Going on with Britney?”

January 4th, 2008 by Evil Beet

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So somewhere around 6:30 last night, I got a raging headache, started feeling horribly nauseous, and went to bed at 9 pm for the first time since I was 8 years old.

The headline is the body of the 15 text messages I had this morning.

Jesus.

Britney was rushed to the hospital last night after cops showed up at her house, when she refused to turn her kids over to Kevin Federline.

Britney was under the influence of an unknown substance.

I told you guys: Britney is going to get sober or Britney is going to die. And it’s going to happen this year.

We’ll have more details as they come.


Lookin’ Good, Paris!!!

January 3rd, 2008 by Evil Beet

Paris Hilton Smoking Marlboro Light Cigarettes, Pictures, Photos

Ms. Hilton reminds us all just how cool smoking is.

Doesn’t she just look sexy?

What a good role model.

Image via Splash


Kelly Brook’s Tits Are Totally Real

January 3rd, 2008 by Evil Beet

Kelly Brook Topless, Breasts, Nip Slip, Boobs, Tits, Nipples, on Beach Pictures, Photos

Yup.

Nothing fake about these puppies.

While on vacation with fiance Billy Zane, Kelly decided to do a little topless sunbathing and gave the paps a free show.

I wonder if she knew she was being photographed. She might have posed herself a little better.

Still: nice tits.

Jump in for the uncensored pictures.

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The Vivica Fox Sex Tape?

January 3rd, 2008 by Evil Beet

Vivica Fox Sex Tape?

UPDATE: We’ve got the tape here.


Want more?

Be sure to check out our nip slip gallery and our upskirt/labia slip gallery.

Oooh, this is an unexpected treat!!!

Actress Vivica A. Fox has a sex tape that has been circulated around recently. An inebriated Fox is seen on her knees, performing oral sex to an Atlanta man, who was secretly taping her on his cell phone.

The man then e-mailed the sex tape to his friends, who then e-mailed it to Fox.

Fox then e-mailed it to a friend of hers in the Atlanta Police Department. It is unknown if Fox is filing a complaint against the man or asked the police department to handle the situation in a private manner.

The tape was confirmed by Atlanta hip-hop station V-103’s Porsche Foxx, a popular DJ in the city.

How fucking drunk do you have to be for someone to be secretly taping you giving oral sex on their cell phone?

Can we think this through, people? I mean, he’s not exactly hiding the cell phone behind the condom wrapper, ya know? Come on. I think I’d notice that some dude had his cell phone in my face while I was giving him head. There’s no cock that big.

My guess: there was nothing secret about this taping. She was all drunk and he was all like, “Oooh, baby, let me get this on my cell phone” and she was like “Oooh, yeah,” and then the tape got out and now she’s all like, “I didn’t know I was being taped!”

Trashy. And wonderful!


CDs Are Dead

January 3rd, 2008 by Evil Beet

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U.S. album sales — meaning CDs, cassettes, etc — were down 15% in 2007 from the previous year.

Digital music sales, however, were up 45% from last year.

Also, you guys bought 220 million ringtones this year.

Rock on.


Britney’s Deposition Lasted 13 Minutes

January 3rd, 2008 by Evil Beet

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Way to go, Brit.

After showing up nearly two hours late to her scheduled deposition today, Britney only stayed for 13 minutes before bailing.

The depo was originally scheduled to go from 9:45 to 11:45 AM. Due to Brit’s tardiness, the proceedings started around 11:32 AM and had to end at the scheduled time.

Thirteen minutes.

Another deposition has been scheduled.

You’re such a fuck-up, Britney.

Take those kids away from her!


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