Don’t Pretend to Slash Those Wrists Just Yet, Emo Kids

February 6th, 2010 by Kelly

Fallout Boy is on a break, but is not breaking up, according to Pete Wentz. Pete says that the band “just got burned out” but they haven’t definitively called it quits.

“We’re just on a break. I think that after having Bronx, and with my wife [Ashlee Simpson] having this much of a workload right now, it has been such a good thing for me. There’s nothing I wanna be better at in the world than being a dad.”

Echoing a sentiment that has most likely been typed on many a blog by mourning emo hipsters, Wentz added, “Before, it was like I might not be okay if Fall Out Boy doesn’t come back. But I think I’ll be okay. It’s too soon to say [if we'll we back]. We just got burned out.”

Take a lesson from Pete, eyeliner clad minions: if he can learn to live without Fallout Boy, so can you.


Kanye Didn’t Throw a Hissyfit

February 6th, 2010 by Kelly

Kanye took to his blog today to deny the New York Post’s claims that he pitched an in-flight fit earlier this week when he and an assistant were denied an upgrade from business to first class.

“I feel bad that people believe this kind of stuff or any random rumor that is taken as fact because ‘it’s on the internet’,” he said. “This rumor is particularly ironic because I was actually happy with a business class seat and was offered a seat in first class. A friend of mine was sitting in coach so asked if they could bump him up to business instead of putting me in first.

“There was absolutely no altercation in any way. There’s been many a time when I’ve given someone in coach my business or first class seat in order to sit next to a friend I bumped into. I really could care less about where I sit on the plane.

“As a good person with a warm heart, it does bother me,” he said. “I’m not bigger than feeling pain, embarrassment, stress and worry. Have you ever been lied on? How does it make you feel? You wanna tell everybody it’s not true, right?”

Not that I’m any great Kanye supporter, but I believe him on this one. This rumor smells like his music to me– total bullshit.


If You Ever Wanted Madonna Inside You, Here’s Your Chance

February 6th, 2010 by Kelly

Madge is looking to be a momma again, but after the hullabaloo that went down with her adoption of Mercy, she’s thinking about surrogacy instead.

“Madonna wants another baby of her own, so she’s meeting with a fertility expert to discuss her options,” a source claimed.

“After what Madonna went through during the adoption of Mercy, she is ruling out going back to Malawi. There’s no way she wants to put herself in that position again, where she thought she had the baby, then there were endless delays and red tape.”

The insider added: “She knows it will be tough finding the perfect surrogate to carry her baby, as they will have to be discreet and utterly trustworthy throughout the pregnancy and birth.”

Madge reportedly started considering the idea of surrogacy after talking with Sarah Jessica Parker about her experience. There’s no clear indication of who would be providing the little white and squigglies for this endeavor, but it almost definitely won’t be an immaculate conception as Madonna broke up with longtime boyfriend Jesus earlier this week.

Start sprucing up those uteri gals! You could be the one to pop a pop-star’s progeny out of your pootang, if your womb is deemed worthy.


In Other News …

February 6th, 2010 by Sarah

Wayne Newton’s so rich that he leaves his own plane chillin’ out in a hanger — for three years.  [Celebslam]

Kirstie Alley promotes yet another show revolving around her weight-loss battle.  As if.  [popbytes]

Dear John: A romance-genre movie that actually has a valid plot and just might be worth seeing.  [Pajiba]

Jennifer Garner’s about to slap Ben Affleck a bitch.  [Celebitchy]

Tila Tequila’s still pretending that she’s pregnant.  [Litely Salted]

Kristen Stewart’s famously sought-after angst could lose a court security guard his job.  [Allie Is Wired]

David Letterman hires a female staff writer to The Late Show that he is reportedly not sleeping with.  [Zelda Lily]


I’d Know That Look Anywhere

February 5th, 2010 by Molls

Misch Misch, can I ask you a question? Are you blazed? I mean, just a few days ago you were looking so fresh and pretty and now you’re looking like your old self. I’m not accusing you of anything, but as a kinda-sorta friend, I want you to know that you can tell me the truth and I’m fine with it. It’s totally fine with me, I don’t care what you do with your life. But you know, if you’re walking around looking like this and you’re not just stoned, I’m going to have to assume that you’re doing smack or something and that’s a horse of a different color (Black? White? Yellow? What color is heroin?) Sure, maybe you’re still just mentally exhausted from having your wisdom teeth removed, but c’mon. You telling me that Ben Sherman bag isn’t actually full of Nilla Wafers and Dave Chapelle DVDs?


Quotables

February 5th, 2010 by Molls

“When we were making it, the arguments on set were just amazing about whether mental infidelity is better or worse than physical infidelity. There was a huge gender divide on the question. Every single woman said that mental infidelity is 10 times worse than [an emotionless assignation]. And most men I spoke with said that it’s the physical act that would be the ultimate betrayal.”

- Keira Knightly in the new issue of Elle, on her upcoming film Last Night.

Since we love talking about cheating bastards over here, let me ask you the same question. What’s worse: A physical or emotional affair?


Nicki Minaj Makes Her Letterman Debut

February 5th, 2010 by Molls

Last night Robin Thicke and Nicki Minaj went to The Late Show with David Letterman to perform his new single from his album Sex Therapy: The Experience (Dave had a funny joke about that.) For a little over a year now I have been completely obsessed with this new female MC. She’s signed to Young Money, Lil Wayne’s label, you’ve probably heard her on the radio in the label’s collaboration Bed Rock. I think she’s pretty much the hottest chick rapper to hit the scene in ages. Not only is she hilarious, but her campy glamor-girl “Barbie” persona is endlessly entertaining. And the girl can rap. After a year of watching Nicki “Nicki Lewinsky” Minaj’s star rise, I had a complete proud fan moment watching this today. What do you think of Miss. Minaj?

P.S. Check out the Nictionary.


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