REM’s back with a new album, Accelerate.

Here’s the video for the first single, “Supernatural Superserious.”

Thoughts?

It’s a non-issue, kids.

McCain’s gonna win the whole thing anyway.

Do you recognize the celebrity in this photo?

10 years ago, you knew her well.

She’s 36 now.

Jump inside to find out who it is.

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It “was an idea we discussed together and came up with… it was about how we all have different consciences and voices in our head that tell us what to do and how to react. They’re not good or bad, they’re just voices that we hear, telling us how to behave. That’s what the other figures are in the painting,” says the artist, Vincent Fantauzzo, who painted Heath just weeks before his death.

Something tells me this is going to end up as a poster on the wall of teenagers everywhere for many years to come.

Paris is out and about with Simon Rex again, this time at Goa, where she was slipping nipples left and right and smoking what may or may not be a joint.

Oh, Paris.

Aren’t you getting a little old for this nonsense?

Ahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha.

I love stories like this.

Little punk Aaron Carter is sitting in jail right now.

He was busted earlier this morning in Texas with two ounces of weed. He was originally pulled over on I-10 for speeding, and, when cops searched his vehicle, they found his stash.

His ass will be in jail until at least tomorrow, when a judge will arraign him.

Does Texas have the death penalty for things like this? They ought to. God bless Texas!

The day has finally arrived!

Early this morning, in Long Island, NY, Ms. Jennifer Lopez gave birth to a healthy baby girl and, 11 minutes later, a healthy baby boy.

The twins are as yet unnamed.

“Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon,” says Jen’s manager.

Congrats to the happy couple!

What?

It is.

This trailer doesn’t blow my mind, honestly, but I’m gonna see the film, because it’s kind of like the Star Wars movies: you don’t have to like them. But you have to see them. It’s un-American not to.