They’re releasing even more Circus trailers!!!

This one’s much longer than the first one. Britney looks 100% back on her game!

Soooo pumped for this!

You guys I am in the WORST MOOD right now!

I have been trying to track down some documents I need for my taxes, and Jesusfuckingchrist banks are a NIGHTMARE to deal with. All I want to do is talk to a person! But I first have to punch in all this information about myself and then get passed around to three different people (and repeat ALL my information for EACH ONE of them) after waiting on hold for 15 minutes and being assured repeatedly by an automated voice that Washington Mutual is soooooooo psyched about merging with Chase (LIARS!) and then being asked every two minutes if I want to take a fucking survey. TRUST ME WASHINGTON MUTUAL YOU DO NOT WANT ME TO TAKE YOUR FUCKING SURVEY. I now have a raging headache and I want to smoke crack because that’s the only thing that I can imagine will relax me at this point. Grrrrr. Is it really THAT HARD to streamline this shit? IS IT??? I’m going to start my own damn bank, and here is our governing philosophy: “Once you give your information over the phone to one of our associates, we will use ‘modern technology’ to pass that information on to everyone else you’re transferred to, because it is absolutely insane that you should be asked to repeat this information over and over again now that we have the ‘Internet.’” I’m so pissed right now I can’t even write.

But I’m a professional! So here’s Eva Mendes looking much more put-together than WASHINGTON MUTUAL’S CUSTOMER SERVICE at the Dolce & Gabbana show in Milan. Also there: Scarlett Johansson and Kate Hudson, both looking like crap. Freida Pinto’s a middle ground.

I am going to go find crack to smoke now.

“I am not only turned off by people who voted for Barack Obama, but I am also turned off by people that voted for my dad—or more so, obsessive supporters of my dad. Recently, over dinner, a guy started explaining his reasons for supporting President Obama during the election (I didn’t ask, I think the poor guy felt guilty) and I immediately found any attraction I had previously had dissipate. But same thing happens if a guy starts talking about all the reasons why my father should be president. I have the ultimate Catch-22 in post-election dating. So where does that leave me, and who exactly am I attracted to? Let’s just say I’m spending a lot of time writing and even more time with my girlfriends.”

The beautiful, brave and brilliant Miz Meghan McCain, in an interesting piece for The Daily Beast about how her father’s career impacts her dating life.

Soexcitedsoexcitedsoexcited.

I would be lying if I said I didn’t get a tiny bit wet watching this.

Britney — who’s the new model for Candie’s (damn! Wonder what that cost them?) — released a video of some of the dress rehearsals for her tour.

SHE IS BACK, BITCHES! This is the old Britney, kicking ass and taking names and SHINING on stage. I am so happy for her it hurts.

And I am SOOOOOO excited to get see this show! I want it to be now!!!

BritneySpears.com posted a photo of Britney’s setlist for her “Circus” tour, which starts in New Orleans this week.

I’m really excited to see the “Bollywood” version of “Me Against the Music”!

I love this setlist, and I love that it ends with “Baby One More Time.” I have tickets to see her in Seattle, and I just couldn’t be more excited.

Meanwhile, it looks like Britney will have her boys on tour with her, as Kevin Federline — their primary custodian — has agreed to go on tour with Britney. Way to go, Kevin! It’s awesome that you’re going to let the boys be with their mother, but what about your other kids with Shar Jackson? I hope you’re going to be flying back regularly to be a father to them, too.

I hadn’t heard anything about the Entourage folks making a movie, but it looks like they are, because I just got an email that they’re casting extras for the film.

No experience needed, all looks and types desired.

Click here to learn more and apply.

More importantly, what do we think about the idea of an Entourage movie? Excited or no?

Update: A tipster tells me that this casting company is a fraud and “pure evil.” Use at your own risk.

This adorable young woman accompanied her mother to Pinkberry yesterday — but she looks just like her father.

Who is this little girl?

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