Simon Pegg and his wife, Maureen McCann are 5 months along with their first child. After the Brit Awards, Pegg told the press that he and his wife had yet to announce the pregnancy because they’d wanted to keep it “hush-hush”. He also revealed that she is due in June and  he is “hoping for a baby girl.” They’re considering having the baby born in America so that she/he will have dual citizenship.

Pegg was last seen in How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, and will next be seen in the upcoming Star Trek movie.

The lovely Elizabeth Banks attendedthe 2009 Independent Spirt Awards yesterday. Is it just me, or is she looking a tad thicker through the middle than usual?

Just goes to show that any one, no matter how thin/fit/pretty, can take an unflattering pic. I’ve got a few Sasquatch photos that I’ve had to quietly burn to keep them from seeing the light of day through out the years.

If after the events of this past week it suddenly occurred to you that adopting a chimpanzee would be a magnificent idea then please for the love of all things holy tie your own tubes.

Everyone knows that Hayden and Milo are “ovah” but the reason why has remained a bit of a mystery. However, The Chicago Sun-Times thinks they have it all figured out.

 Word has it, the split between Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia was caused by a pregnancy scare. The test proved negative but apparently caused friction that sparked the breakup.

You think they would’ve written the pregnancy into the show? I guess if you take a 30-something, add a 19-yr-old with a penchant for underage drinking and then throw in a sprinkle of pregnancy you’re unlikely to get anything pretty out the other end. Considering Hayden’s age, it wouldn’t surprise me if her life flashed before her eyes when she realized she might be stuck with the same dick for the rest of her life. That’s enough to scare any girl into Jesse McCartney’s arms. Too bad. I’d be curious to see how their kid would’ve turned out. 

Beet’s right though – Hayden needs to be free to date and drink, and nip slip like all the other girls her age. If only so that we can cover it. Heh heh.

You see those downcast eyes? Despite being surrounded by his favorite food – silicone injected blonde – Hugh Hefner is crying on the inside. 

I bet he could use a dose of Kendra Horse Laugh right about now.

It never fails. Anytime actors have to pretend to be in love with each other they actually fall in love with each other. The news broke that Freida Pinto may have not only had a secret husband/fiance, but also that she had allegedly dropped him via the international cold shoulder. She could have at least pulled a Joe Jonas and at least sent a text, but I digress. People are now busily speculating that perhaps Freida’s change of heart towards her mate is due to a budding romance with her Slumdog Millionaire co-star Dev Patel. Dev is younger than Freida, but he is legal. 

They look like just friends to me, but these things have been known to happen. Usually when an actor/actress suddenly dumps the spouse they’ve already got the replacement on the horizon.

The Independent Spirit Awards are taking place today in Santa Monica. I give credit to Mickey for making it out after the tragic death of the only living creature that would never deny having made out with him. Unlike that pin-up wannabe Evan Rachel Wood, Loki was LOYAL. 

Side note: WTF did Mary Kate stuff into the shoulders of her shapeless sack dress??

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