Miley Cyrus’s boyfriend, Justin Gaston, does yet another magazine shoot featuring his wiener.

This shit is going to DOMINATE the news today, and I am SO HAPPY that this asshole has to go to court, and I’m praying there’s some REAL punishment for his actions.

Fox News paid someone at the LAPD to leak them the detective’s notes about the case, and here’s what they had to say:

After Rihanna read a text message on Brown’s phone from a woman, he tried to force Rihanna out of the car, but couldn’t because she was wearing her seatbelt.

Brown then allegedly slammed Rihanna’s head against her window, and when Rihanna turned to face him, he punched her.

The notes said blood spattered on Rihanna’s clothing and the interior of the Lamborghini.

Rihanna also called her assistant, according to FOX 11, leaving a message saying, “I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.”

Brown then reportedly replied, “You just did the stupidest thing ever. I’m going to kill you,” and proceeded to punch and bite Rihanna. He allegedly put her in a headlock so long that she almost lost consciousness.

And Extra! says they have PHOTOS of Chris’s blood-spattered Lamborghini and will be showing the photos on their show tonight.

“Extra” has obtained photos of the inside Chris Brown’s rented Lamborghini. The images reveal blood splattered on the passenger’s side dashboard. Rihanna was reportedly sitting in the passenger seat of the car the night she was allegedly attacked. Tune in to “Extra” tonight for a sneak preview of the photos.

Classy!

And I have to tell you guys my favorite part of all of this: the photo I’ve posted above? No, that was not my horrible, poor-taste idea, it’s the actual photo that Fox News used to run with this story. You better believe someone over there is patting their back over this: “Look, it’s like she’s reading the text message! And she’s horrified! And he’s smiling, because he’s about to kick her ass! How great is that?”

Good job guys!!!

Here’s Michelle Rodriquez giving the paparazzi a verbal smack-down after they ask her about the Octomom … and her DUI-related community service.

What’s funny is that, even though it’s an asshole move, I’d expect them to ask her about her community service, but it’s sooo ridiculous that they’d ask her about the Octomom. What a strange job these people have, just running around after these celebrities and asking them ANYTHING that might get a quote they can run. Can’t you just picture the People magazine headline: “Michelle Rodriguez Weighs in on Octomom!” That’s the kind of article I would not cover over here, because what the fuck does it matter what Michelle Rodriguez thinks of the Octomom?

I wanna know what Kate Gosselin thinks of her!

Rihanna’s newest Cover Girl ad which appears in People this week.  I know these ads are set months in advance, but it still creeps me the hell out.

The L.A. County DA has charged Chris Brown with felony assault and making a threat.  The arraignment is today at 3:30.  Dude could go to jail for nine years.  Pray!

A couple of months ago, I read a New York Times article about famed photographer Annie Leibovitz’s financial woes.  She was borrowing tons of money and using the rights to her photographs as collateral-basically she’s in serious financial distress.  I could not fathom how such an acclaimed artist could be in such a hole.  Now, I get it.

Annie’s partner, writer Susan Sontag, passed away in 2004 and left her entire estate to Leibovitz.  Apparently, this has put her in a position of huge financial strain:

Same-sex couples do not have the same privileges as straight married couples when it comes to inheritance. If your partner passes away and leaves her estate to you, you have to pay up to 50 percent of the value of your inheritance in taxes. However, if you and your partner were recognized as a married couple, you wouldn’t have to pay a dime.

So basically, Annie has gone into huge debt in an attempt to hold onto these properties and assets.  I had no idea about this aspect of the importance of the legalization of gay marriage and I am ashamed at my naivety.  I just really…Did.  Not.  Know.

This rumor has been flying around for a couple of days but hey, now that the ever-reputable US magazine says it’s true, it must be.

In addition to US‘ journalistic integrity, Bridget Marquardt let it be known on live television that fellow bunny Holly Madison is set to replace the injured Jewel on the season opener of Dancing With The Stars, March 9th. Marquardt said on Fox’s Strategy Room “I’m so excited for her.  She’s wanted to do it for so long.  It just never worked with her schedule and Hef was always like ‘I don’t want you to do that,’ and now it’s her time, so I’m really happy for her.”

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