Here’s Brooke, promoting her TV show by slamming her mom, on Chelsea Lately.

Heather’s finally been sprung from the Arizona facility where she was being treated for “anxiety and depression” (and, if you believe the rumors, a little bit of drug and alcohol abuse).

“Heather’s feeling really great,” says a close friend. “And she looks beautiful, just radiant.”

We’re rooting for you, Heather!!!

Here’s a first look at Levi Alves McConaughey on the cover of OK! magazine.

OMG!

He looks just like … a baby!!!

I have never understood why these photos go for so much money. You can’t tell a thing about the kid at this age. They all just look like generic tiny babies. You can’t tell who he looks like or if he’s gonna be a hottie or anything. I think pics of the babies at, like, age three should go for more than the newborn shots.

Check out the PHYSICAL catfight at a Detroit Shocks/LA Sparks game.

AWESOME!!!

This is so weird, because last night I totally had a dream that I was back on my high school’s basketball team and we were playing some away game and I was amazing on the court. Which is obviously just a dream, because I was by no means a stand-out in high-school basketball. But I hadn’t thought about playing basketball in forever. I think I was having a premonition that I’d wake up to this video.

Perez Hilton is suing the folks behind a little gossip blog called PerezRevenge.com, claiming they’re infringing on his trademark. (You can read the legal docs here.)

He’s asking the court to force the site to shut down, and for its owners to pay his legal fees.

What a moron.

He’ll never win this case — I mean, either “Perez Hilton” is a public figure or he isn’t — and, in the process, he’s racking up legal fees and attention for the competitor site.

Doesn’t he ever get tired of this shit?

Train wreck Courtney Love is being sued by a management firm for failing to pay commissions for the partial sale of her share of the Nirvana publishing catalog.

The management firm London & Co was hired to provide business management services to Courtney and was to be paid 5% of the revenues from the catalog, which they claim Courtney never paid.

The firm is asking for the $975,000 it claims it is owed, as well as costs of the suit.

Oh, I do hope Courtney chooses to blog about this. My Courtney-Love-to-English translator keeps calling me to see if I have any work for him.

Good mommy Jennifer Garner takes daughter Violet Affleck to the park on Tuesday.

They were joined by Violet’s soon-to-be brother or sister, who’s busting out of Jen’s stomach.

Silly Jen. Why drag your kid all the way to the park? Everyone knows that toddlers much prefer to play with packs of Marlboros.

This is what Mrs. Nick Cannon chose to wear to TRL on Tuesday.

What’s the verdict, kids?

Absolute cuteness abounds, as Brad Pitt takes his brood out for a quadding adventure in Miraval, where the family has been for the birth of the twinsies.

Brad drove the four-wheeler with little Shiloh — who gets more mind-blowingly gorgeous by the day — in his lap, and Zahara and what I assume is a bodyguard took up the rear. Up in front is probably Maddox, but I can’t be certain through the gigantic helmet he’s sporting.

So cute!

I want to be a Jolie-Pitt!!! Will you adopt me, Brad and Angie? I come potty-trained! And I was born in Arizona … that’s kind of exotic, isn’t it? You don’t have any kids from Arizona yet. Just promise me you’ll think about it.

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After she wrapped a hard day of filming on the set of Ugly Betty in NYC, Lindsay met up with her ever-present girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, and hit up the Waverly Inn for an evening of, well, staying sober, I guess.

Samantha also visited her on the set today while she was filming.

Dude, gay or straight, don’t you think these two would be sick of each other by now? They are constantly together.

Kid Pebble has finally been sentenced for his little ass-kicking at an Atlanta Waffle House last year.

He’ll have 12 months of probation and six hours of anger management counseling. Plus, he’s gotta do 80 hours of community service and was fined a whopping $1000.

Wow, this is sure to fix everything. I’m sure we’ll see no more trouble out of Kid Pebble in the future.

Oh, and this photo where he’s grinning? Is his mug shot. Hey, at least he didn’t have his hair and makeup done for the photo, a la Khloe Kardashian.

“I was sleeping with a lot of guys and had more abortions than I would like to count … I felt if someone killed me, it wouldn’t even make a difference, [but] God showed me that it would make a difference … Oh, sometimes I say, ‘Lord, Juanita Bynum or Joyce Meyer would be so good at this table. They could lay hands on Barbara Walters and get her saved.’”

The View cohost Sherri Shepherd, in a new interview with black Christian women’s magazine Precious Times.