Everyone I was so quick to blame Tony Romo for being your basic commitment-phobe, but new reports seem to point the finger at Jessica for being the cause behind their split.
“Jessica would get really drunk and obnoxious, it was out of control. She would be sprawled everywhere with he head on his lap and the look on Tony’s face said it all,” an insider told Tarts. “He was so embarrassed in front of all the guys and his teammates were really harsh on him over it. Breaking up was a really hard decision for Tony to make.”
We’re also told that the Dallas Cowboy really did love the pop princess and “fought for her” with his skeptical friends, but in the end, it got to a point where it just didn’t make sense for him to stay in the relationship.”
If this is true, and Papa Joe’s little genius is a lush, at least we already know what a talent Jessica has for reality television. I’ve got two words for Jess: Celebrity Rehab.
Here’s a sampler of some songs that you’ll find on Paris Hilton’s newest CD. Who can resist songs with names such as “Platinum Blonde,” “Girl Tax,” and “Jailhouse Baby”? Clearly an autobiographical project.
Now, I consider myself fairly adept at Internet research, but I can’t find a release date for this gem. Of course, that could be because I can only handle small doses of Paris Hilton links in general. I know she was struggling to find a record label who would pick up her sophomore (sophomoric?) effort. Did this happen?
What do you think of this glittery, shredded trash bag — how’s that for an objective opinion? — that Holly Madison wore to a Vegas premiere Wednesday night? I think she was aiming for some sexy, buxom woodland sprite vibe and fell far short. I wonder if she’s hiding that Travelocity gnome under her dress. Hmm …
Anyway, what do you think? Is this spectacular high fashion or Charo in a blender?
Omarosa begins her studies on Monday at United Theological Seminary in Ohio as she works toward obtaining a doctorate in ministry. That’s right folks! The Apprentice reality television “star” who made a name for herself by backstabbing anyone in her wake, has found God in a big-time, career sort of way.
The associate dean of the school thinks O — not to be confused with Oprah … I can’t believe she didn’t trademark “O” — is the perfect candidate for the ministry. Thanks to all her evil-doings, she’ll be relatable to her congregation. Personally, I’d like to take this moment to say a small prayer for O’s right and completely wayward implant.
It just keeps getting worse for the Gosselin family. As the ratings show, America is sick of these two who couldn’t either find a way to keep it together for their eight kids or part in a truly amicable fashion. Last night: big fight at chez Gosselin.
There are a couple different versions of the chain of events. Radar reports that Kate showed up at the house during Jon’s scheduled time. That’s a no-no. He wanted Kate to leave, she wouldn’t, cops were called. INF Photo, the agency who was there taking pics, reports it a little differently. According to the paps, Kate showed up at the house, upset because Jon had an unauthorized babysitter there with the kids. She was locked out at the gate, screaming, cops were called. No matter what, the show clearly needs to be renamed Jon & Kate Plus Hate.
Either way, the end result was that Kate checked into a Days Inn in Reading after eating a fast food dinner in her car. I find Kate Gosselin’s reality — even if it’s one she created herself — to be a sad one.
Fox has released a couple of trailers for Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage, a special airing on August 19. I’m not sure if I’d call this footage “incredible” as much as I’d call it “totally fucking terrifying”. You’ve been warned, if you are on the fence about having children, do not watch the second video. Or, even better, if you want to have children, just don’t have 14 of them in a seven-year span.
It’s so clear that the reality has finally hit Nadya Suleman. I just want to say to her, “Really? Now you’re getting it? Now you’re realizing that your kids are so beyond fucked? What do you think Gloria Allred, Dr. Phil and all of America were trying to get you to understand? Eight kids born at once to a mother of six is never a good idea!” Okay, end of judgmental rant. I’m off to find my uterus that ran out of the room screaming after I watched these clips.
