West Wing’s Bradley Whitford and Malcolm in the Middle’s Jane Kaczmarek  filed for divorce on Friday after 16 years of marriage.

Sixteen years of being married to the same person is, like, a miracle in Hollywood.  Where do you think it all went wrong for these two?  Cheating?  Drugs?  Boredom?  Maybe they just couldn’t find a way to function once they were no longer cast on alliteratively titled television series.  I hear that can happen.

The couple, both Wisconsin born and bred, have three children:  Frances (12), George (9) and Mary (6).

Matthew McConaughey took to his blog yesterday to wish all seven of his readers a happy Father’s Day.

He also took the opportunity to announce that he and his fiancee Camila Alves are expecting a new addition to their brood.  He didn’t mention how far along she is — we can probably assume that she’s the standard three months along — but this baby will join their son Levi who is eleven months.

Congrats to the happy and extremely attractive family!

After cancelling a performance earlier this week due to “fatigue”, Susan Boyle has once again raised concerns about her mental health after having a full on freak out last evening shortly before she was scheduled to sing during the Liverpool performance of the Britain’s Got Talent tour. Sources say that she was acting strangely all night, wandering around looking dazed and “scratching her belly with her top pulled up.” She later became hysterical and “repeatedly bawled: ‘Where’s my cat… I want my cat!”

It then took event staff half an hour to “sneak her out of the Liverpool hotel via a fire escape,” moments before she was scheduled to go on.

I don’t often profess concern for celebrities in my posts. This is mostly because I’m a bitch, but also because although I write about these people all the time, I don’t really know them. It’s hard for me to feel more than the most general “we’re all human beings and we’re all in this together” kind of concern for strangers who do stupid things like Twitter about their vaginas when they have too much to drink. But I am honestly worried about this woman.

Without speculating on any underlying preexistant mental illness, I’m just going to say that some people are not meant to be famous.

It’s not easy. You have to put up with an insanely hectic schedule, nary a moment’s privacy or peace, and people like me in your business all the time, writing snarky things about you and constantly judging your every action.

Susan Boyle is not meant to be famous. If she keeps this up, it will destroy her. Someone get her out of the spotlight before she gets burned… because chances are that she is not going to stop this on her own.

Pictures from today’s Bruno photocall in front of the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin, Germany.

What scares me more than Sacha’s thong is the fact that the other two models don’t have one on.

As a side note, posing as a pig with a knit penis is pretty much the only time it’s acceptable to wear pink Ugg boots.

Jon Gosselin spent Father’s day with all eight of the kids at their home in Reading, Pennsylvania. The family played Lacrosse and slipped and slid on a Slip n’ Slide. His Father’s Day present was “spending time” with the kids.

Kate was nowhere in sight. When asked by reporters about her whereabouts, Jon replied that he had “no idea” where she was, which means that Jon got more Father’s Day love from a group of strangers than from his wife. When a carload of teenage girls parked in front of the house and yelled “Happy Father’s Day Jon!” the Gosselin Dad waved and said “Thank you.” He then went into the house and returned moments later with signed family publicity photos for each of the girls.

Jon also commented on Aaden’s trip to the doctor yesterday. Turns out he was running around the house when he smacked into a corner. “They stitched it up and he’s fine,” he said.

As for questions about luxury apartment hunting or the Gosselin’s impending divorce big announcment, Jon replied, “You’ll have to watch the show.”

This past Thursday the pale pretty-boy actor was in NYC filming for Remember Me when he was reportedly struck by a taxi cab while escaping the clutches of a gaggle of squealing female fans.

According to one onlooker, a large group of “hysterical” girls surrounded the actor when he exited a book store where he had been filming for the majority of the day. Five security guards attempted to escort Pattinson away from the “loud and upset” fans by hustling him across a rain soaked street, but neglected to look both ways before crossing.

At any rate, Pattinson appeared to be miraculously undamaged the following day as he rolled around in the sand at Rockaway Beach to shoot some scenes with Remember Me costar Emilie de Ravin (See the gallery). And justlikethat many of you now hate emile de Ravin.

The Taxi and Limousine Commission in New York City said there had been no official report of the incident, and eyewitnesses reported that it was more of a “graze” than an actual collision. Mysteriously, a large, hand-shaped dent was later found in the side of the offending taxi cab.

People magazine confirms that the leggy baby snatcher will be spawning one of the world’s most genetically perfect progeny with football star Tom Brady. The child is due sometime “early next year” which most likely means January or February.

“Family is everything,” Bündchen, who turns 29 next month, told PEOPLE last month. “I think family is the base to everything. I think that is one of the things I’m most grateful for. I have a lot to be grateful for but I think that’s definitely number one.”

And the stuff that comes out of her mouth is definitely number two. As little as two weeks ago, Giselle and Tom were denying that she was pregnant. But really, we all knew what was up when she was spotted chowing down in a Five Guys hamburger joint last week.