“Everyone loses their shit on occasions, don’t they? Like, ‘Oh God, what demon possessed me to do that?’ My wife gets to live with a variety of men. Some of them she likes, some of them she doesn’t. There are ones people like and others that they say, ‘Man we’re glad you’re finished with that project. You were an asshole’.”

Christian Bale, in an interview prior to the release of The Dark Knight.

It’s the slowest news day ever.

So it’s time to break this out.

Enjoy.

Here’s Nicole Richie, actually attending traffic school like she’s supposed to after her DUI.

Celebrities?

Not violating parole?

What will they come up with next?

Unfortunately, it’s wax. Don’t let Amy near it! She might light it on fire and try to smoke it.

Here’s the Amy Winehouse wax figure at Madame Tusseaud’s in the UK, which was unveiled today.

What do we think, kids?

Will the real Amy Winehouse ever look this good again?

The kids at Gawker have a source that spotted Lindsay and SamRo having a little spat at the Waverly Inn last night. Says the source:

We really did not pay much attention to them once we were seated, except at the end of their meal when Lindsay stood up and stepped/stumbled on [my friend’s] foot. Without looking back or apologizing she headed straight out the door. We guess her exit was spontaneous as Samantha was behind her sputtering: ‘Are you leaving?’ ‘Lindsay are you leaving?’ ‘I guess she’s leaving.’ ‘She just left!’

Lindsay Lohan? Storming out of a restaurant in a huff?

We haven’t seen this behavior out of her in months!

Hopefully it’s just a passing thing.

Troubled country singer Mindy McCready made a little trip to an ER in Tennessee for a drug overdose, and then decided now was probably a good time to check into rehab.

“To her credit, she has entered into an extended-care facility where she will receive the care needed,” says her rep. “And for the moment we ask that everyone respect her privacy.”

Well, Heather Locklear got out, so it was about time for another celeb to enter rehab. What will we do on the day that there are absolutely no celebrities in rehab??? Why, we’ll have a drink to celebrate, of course.

Here’s Sherri Shepherd on The View, trying to make amends for talking shit about Barbara Walters to a Christian women’s magazine. Remember, Sherri: sarcasm doesn’t always translate in print. Take it from someone who knows.

Congrats to Ethan Hawke and nanny/wife Ryan Shawhughes.

Ryan gave birth to a little girl, Clementine Jane Hawke, last Friday in New York.

Somehow I doubt the tabloids will be scrambling for the exclusive first photos of this kiddo. So sad!

Here’s Brooke, promoting her TV show by slamming her mom, on Chelsea Lately.

Heather’s finally been sprung from the Arizona facility where she was being treated for “anxiety and depression” (and, if you believe the rumors, a little bit of drug and alcohol abuse).

“Heather’s feeling really great,” says a close friend. “And she looks beautiful, just radiant.”

We’re rooting for you, Heather!!!

Here’s a first look at Levi Alves McConaughey on the cover of OK! magazine.

OMG!

He looks just like … a baby!!!

I have never understood why these photos go for so much money. You can’t tell a thing about the kid at this age. They all just look like generic tiny babies. You can’t tell who he looks like or if he’s gonna be a hottie or anything. I think pics of the babies at, like, age three should go for more than the newborn shots.

Check out the PHYSICAL catfight at a Detroit Shocks/LA Sparks game.

AWESOME!!!

This is so weird, because last night I totally had a dream that I was back on my high school’s basketball team and we were playing some away game and I was amazing on the court. Which is obviously just a dream, because I was by no means a stand-out in high-school basketball. But I hadn’t thought about playing basketball in forever. I think I was having a premonition that I’d wake up to this video.