Admittedly, this is a quote of an alleged quote from CelebBitchy.com but it sounds to me like vintage Paltrow. On living in jolly old England she’s rumored to have opined:

“I like living here because I don’t fit into the bad side of American psychology. The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans,” the 34-year-old added.”

CelebBitchy says they’d be surprised if it was an accurate quote but I sure as hell wouldn’t be. Her Imdb page is littered with pro-Brit anti-American stuff. Which, let’s face it, is fine. She married Coldplay and she lives there. She’s living her silly quotes unlike most of the celeb world.

Here at the EvilBeet we owe much of our livelihood to Brit Spears so it’s only fitting that we say Happy Birthday lover!

Rumor has it that her AND her vagina had dinner at the Mr. Chow restaurant (where I’m told the Fish n’ Chips is off the charts). Afterwards:

Britney Spears was joined by Paris Hilton to celebrate Spears’ 25th birthday Saturday night at Hyde Lounge in Los Angeles, says Hilton’s publicist, Elliot Mintz.

I have no idea why Hilton’s publicist is divulging this, I can only surmise it’s to fend off the “they spent her bday turning tricks” rumors.

Man, that turned spiteful quickly eh? Okay, I return you to our original thought, we love you Brit and hope turning 25 will lead you towards the light.

X17 has a super cute video of Britney at Mr. Chows and Hyde. It is a little freaky how the paparazzi get up in her face. [X17Online]

Everyone has advice for Britney on her big 25 Birthday. Here is a 12 Step Plan for the Pop Princess to get back on top. [The Washington Post]

Britney Spears wears panties…kind of granny panties but you gotta give her props for trying. [DListed]

Britney and Brandon in the bathroom? Say it isn’t so. [Page Six]

Via Celebitchy, Amy Poehler doing “Weekend Update” on SNL.

“Speaking of Britney Spears, I’d just like to take a minute to address this latest trend, flashing your bizness while coming in, and or, leaving a limousine. Ladies (read: Britney, Paris, and Lindsay, but especially Britney), you need to cool it. Nobody wants to see your baby factory. Look, I get it, I’ve been in this business for 65 years. I know how it works. Flashing Beav is part of the game. But if your gonna do it at least get paid for it…….The point is, you guys are making Tara Reid look like Audry Hepburn. What’s next? Shots of stars pooping out of a window? And lastly, ladies, what’s up with all the deforestation going on down there? You need hair down there! It’s a backup system for underwear! Even when you’re showin’ it, you’re not really showin’ it! There was a time when a lady garden was as big as a slice of New York pizza. Then, it turned into an upside down John Waters mustache. Now, every girl is as smooth as Joey Lawrence’s head! Global warming? You decide. But remember, I always believe a woman’s nethers should be shrouded in mystery.”

Will we ever stop talking about Britney’s va jay jay? Not anytime soon ladies and gentlemen.

Gossip on that, bey-otch!

GO BRUINS!

Finally someone has put that whore Oprah in her place.

No, only screwing with you, me and Oprah are tight. However, that’s not the case with her and 50 cent. According to the acclaimed (like eight years ago) rapper:

“(She) Started out with black women’s views but has been catering to middle-aged white American women for so long that she’s become one herself.”

The article also notes that 50 cent and other rappers have been critical of Opes for not having rappers on her show.

Personally, if I ever have a show called “The SpitefulLars Show” I’m going to invite whoever the hell I want. If that doesn’t include other people of spite, well tough luck. It’s my show. Cram it. In summation, I think I’ve regrouped from calling her a naughty name to officially rushing to her defense. Go me!

PS- Sorry no shots of Oprah’s vagina.

The TomKat honeymoon gets rained out. Where’s your Xenu now? [A Socialite's Life]

Ever-relentless in her quest to actually become a Valley of the Dolls character, Lindsay Lohan goes on a tirade against her former assistant at a GQ party. The funniest part about this is that Will Ferrell reportedly commented, “Who cares about that freak anymore, anyway?” [Page Six]

Britney and Paris: back on! [Perez Hilton]

Jodie Sweetin can’t get into Hyde. No surprise there. I think TMZ ran this story entirely so they could make a “Full House” joke. [TMZ]

Kathy Griffin survives airplane scare. [Celebrity Buzz]