They chow down on McDonalds after leaving a fancy party.

Here’s Katherine Heigl enjoying a Big Mac in a dress that probably costs as much as an entire McDonalds franchise.

It’s Chloe Sevigny … in a bikini!

I don’t know what I expected Chloe to wear to the beach — maybe a long skirt made of palm fronds and a chainmail tank top? — but it certainly wasn’t anything this normal.

She actually looks healthy and happy and maybe even likable here. I’m not sure what to do with this. Very strange.

In Miami Beach this weekend.

Lindsay leaves her hotel in London on her way to hit up Faces nightclub with Samantha, carrying a little can of Coke.

I love how she’s wearing sunglasses at night.

Oh, I hope that comes back into style.

It’s been too long since we had such a definitive way to know just how cool a person is.

Now that the election’s over and we’ve all given up hope for a quick economic rebound, the nation’s energies are focused largely on one thing: the First Puppy.

When will the First Family get the First Puppy?

Not until they move into the White House, said Michelle in an interview with 60 Minutes Sunday night.

“We’re on call-mode on the dog front,” she said. “Because the deal with the dog was that we would get the dog after we got settled. Because as responsible owners we - I don’t think it would be good to get a dog in the midst of transition. We cut that deal with the kids before … America knew about it. So they’re - they’re good with it.”

The above clip is of Michelle talking about when the news first sank in that Barack had been elected President. It’s a cute clip because she and Barack end up talking like — well, like a husband and wife talk. Not like perfect cookie-cutter politician people, just like normal people, bickering jokingly about the demands Michelle puts on her husband. It’s endearing, really, in a way that a First Family hasn’t been endearing in a very long time.

Just when it looked like his career was up Dawson’s creek without a paddle, James Van Der Beek is getting a second chance at being a professional actor.

James Van Der Beek has signed onto a lead role with the Fox pilot Eva Adams.

The hour-long project revolves around Adam, a self-centred and sexist sports agent who gets a healthy dose of comeuppance when a witch’s spell turns him into a woman. Now, he must deal with the same kind of shabby treatment he used to dole out.

Van Der Beek will play Connor, a former frat boy who is a colleague and good friend of Adam’s.

David Denman, who played Pam’s ex-fiance Roy on “The Office,” has also joined the cast. He will play Paul, a still-recovering divorcee and single dad who works at the sports firm alongside Adam and Connor.

Adam/Eva has yet to be cast.

And, like everything on American TV these days, we stole the idea from another country … the show is based on the hit Argentinean telenovela Lalola.

Who should they cast as the sexist man who gets turned into a woman???

The new Britney Spears album, Circus.

It hit the internets on Sunday, weeks before its scheduled December 2 release date.

Now, I certainly don’t have it, because, ya know, I would never acquire music illegally, but, if I had heard it, I might have mentioned that it’s kind of a disappointment after Blackout — “Womanizer” is by far the strongest track — and that I think it sends a really unfortunate message that Britney actually made a way better album when she was drunk and bipolar than when she was sober and sane.

We’ve heard lots of rumors recently that DJ AM and Mandy Moore have reignited their romance, and the two were spotted together this weekend, when Mandy Moore hosted at PURE and AM was the DJ. I wonder if he flew there … either way, it’s good to see he’s back on his game.

Mandy, on the other hand, still just annoys me. And I still don’t know why. Doesn’t she just look annoying? Like the kind of girl who mentions to the teacher that the clock’s running ten minutes fast, and it’s not time to let us out yet. And you just wanna smack her. I also hate her outfit and her shoes here.

Also there: Jeremy Jackson, who … uh … has seen better days.

Ethan Hawke is not aging particularly well, IMHO. Plus, he makes a lot of funny faces for the camera. Let’s make sure he is never photographed with Samantha Ronson. The resultant face-scrunching could probably kill a horse.

At the press conference for his new film, What Doesn’t Kill You, in NYC.