Ooooh, we NEVER get to see this little girl! I actually don’t think I had any idea what she looked like until now. Nicole Kidman’s only third child, Sunday Rose, spent Monday in NYC with her mommy and daddy, Keith Urban. I love her little outfit!! So cute!!!

Seriously, dude? The American Idol winner’s album comes out today, and so he’s running around MTV studios talking about how he dislikes the cover of Kanye’s “Heartless” he put on the album, and it’s all the producer’s fault. The album version (and the interview) is above. I quite like this version, to be honest. I almost like it better than Kanye’s version. But whatever, I’m just waiting patiently for Adam Lambert’s album to come out.

This is yet another one of those “One of my Facebook friends messaged me …” stories.  You’ve probably realized by now that my Facebook friends don’t actually like me.  They throw horrible notes up on my wall such as “I heard that The Beautiful Life might be coming back on the air” and then they go hide behind their Farmville application for days at a time.

It’s not official and when I say “not official” you should know that I’m referring to “my last ray of hope.”  Because if this shit comes back on the air, I’ll have to go back to watching it.  The last time I was subjected to this visual massacre, I spent three days in ICU.  Not really, but I did have digestive issues for a week.  Here’s the scoop:

The show’s Facebook page indicated that the CW will be airing the remaining two episodes — it cracks me up that they only filmed four –this summer.  Though there has been no talk of renewal, those unseen episodes could possess just the right amount of magic to make that happen.

Listen, there’s only one way this show is ever going to garner interest enough to be picked up by any network.  If, in episode three (the first of the two yet-to-be-aired) Mischa’s character gets killed in the opening credits and then the rest of the characters refer to episodes one and two as having been just a bad dream, maybe, just maybe there will be enough of an audience to see a Season Two.  Or a Season One continuation.  In other words, this cannot happen.  The show can’t exist without Misch and she’s through with television.  She’s too talented for TV — she promised me she wouldn’t do another series and I’m holding her to it — and is focusing all her attention on movie scripts now.  This pledge cannot be broken, Misch.

You knew Tila Tequila wasn’t going to let this go.  Though she was caught in lie after lie — like saying she doesn’t drink at all despite lots of photographic evidence to the contrary — she has filed a civil suit against football player Shawn Merriman stemming from the September incident in which she alleged abuse.

The bruises were no sooner washed off healed than she started Tweeting again about every single personal detail of her life.  Some of my Facebook friends have tried to turn me on to her blog — she blocked me from her Twitter account after she called me a dumb ass hoe — but I just can’t get into it.

So, it begs the question:  Why didn’t she just file a civil suit right away?  Oddly enough, she announced just today that she’s going on tour — doing what I have no fucking idea — but don’t you find the timing to be positively ironic?

Postscript:  Ah, she’s going to be performing her song “I Like to Fuck” and says in her blog “So get ready Germany & Istanbul, Turkey cuz I’m coming to your town …”  Ahem.

It’s a damn good thing that those “Funny or Die” skits aren’t literal, because we’d all be a pile of rotting carcass right about now.  But I love being able to work “Zach Galifianakis” into any conversation such as “I’ll feed you as soon as I’m done posting this really unfunny bit starring Zach Galifianakis” or “I’m not sure what the right decision is.  What would Zach Galifianakis do?” or “I hurt my ankle.  I can’t remember how, but I know Zach Galifianakis was somehow involved.”  I love typing it and I love saying it.

So, this bit with Andy Richter, Andy Dick, Conan O’Brien and Zach Galifianakis isn’t great, but, you know … Zach Galifianakis.

Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima and her husband, pro basketball player Marko Jaric are the proud parents of a baby girl named Valentina Lima Jaric.

The notoriously virginal until married model gave birth on Sunday, which is nine months and one day after her Valentine’s Day wedding.  No word on the baby’s stats such has length or weight, but rumor has it that Adriana should be weighing in at her normal 101.2 lbs. by the first of the month.

Congrats to the happy couple on their new family addition!

Oh, Lindsay.  Stupid, stupid little powder nose Lindsay.  When will you learn?  You really just aren’t relevant enough anymore to be acting like an A-lister.  Hell, another six months and you’ll be lucky to get a guest spot on celebrity Extreme Home Makeover.  (Linds, stop huffing the house paint!)

We all know that LL has a penchant for taking things that aren’t hers.  Jewels and fur coats and people’s hard-earned sobriety all disappear in the wake of Lindsay.  On November 6th, the “actress” was drinking at Crown Bar in L.A. and threw a bitchfit when asked to pay for her drinks.

It all started when she stormed, uninvited, into the kitchen to help herself to two bottles of very expensive champagne.  She and a friend finished them off and then were presented with a bill.  Lohan started making a scene.  A source who witnessed the mayhem at 2:30 a.m. said  ”She was yelling at him and screaming profanities at everyone. The bar insisted she pay, so she had to call a friend with her credit-card information.  She was crying and wanted to go home. She kept saying ‘I don’t pay for drinks! This is ridiculous! I’m freaking out!’ ”

God, I know lots of celebs have a sense of entitlement, but can you imagine just going where you want, when you want and not bringing any money because you’re just that sure that your food/drink will be comped?  Truly, Lindsay, you need to get a job so you can pay your bar tabs.  A really well-paying job, I might add.