This is a great day. Teresa and Jacqueline from Real Housewives of New Jersey make a cameo appearance on tonight’s episode of Mercy. And is it just my imagination, or do they have completely superior abilities in comparison to the actual actress who is confronting Michelle Trachtenberg?
I will say that I was slightly disappointed that there was no talk of bubbies and no tables were flipped. How is this new show, Mercy? Worth watching or ER regurgitated?
It all started innocently enough. I’d enjoy a song heard on my car radio only to have it be revealed that it was sung by Miley Cyrus. It was a little traumatizing at first, but I eventually came to accept the reality: I like Miley Cyrus songs! I challenge your mood to not improve when “Party in the USA” plays.
Now, in an interview with a radio station, Miley admits that she doesn’t understand all the vampire hype. She has no interest in Twilight and no intention of seeing New Moon which premieres Friday. I totally agree. I’m so sick of hearing about Rob Pattinson and those stupid books and movies even though it’s a completely unpopular opinion to have. So, I’m basically a total Miley fan, now. I’m so ashamed.
If you aren’t interested in listening to almost eight minutes of Miley’s voice — and I wouldn’t blame you — the Twilight conversation starts at about the one minute mark.
Okay, hold the phone for one fucking minute. I’m glad that Rihanna has moved on and I’m overjoyed that she’s not going back to Chris Brown. Everyone should have love in their life, but Rihanna is dating Dixon from the new 90210? Really? This dude’s name is Tristan Wilds, but really he’s just, well … Dixon from the new 90210. (He was also in The Wire and The Secret Life of Bees, but still … Dixon?)
This new romance came to light this weekend when Rihanna held a small going away party for a friend. Tristan was there and it was apparent that they were a couple. Together. Dating. To make things worse, a “source” says that he’s going to join RiRi on the road once his 90210 filming has wrapped up.
I’m sure Tristan is a delightful, if boyish and ill-dressed, young man and really, as long as he doesn’t know Rihanna’s lights out, he’s a step in the right direction.
Can you guess who it is? Hint: It’s not James Franco and I’ve already started my letter-writing campaign urging People subscribers to cancel their subscriptions immediately. Obviously the people at People are delusional.
Mary-Kate’s lipstick is creeping me out a little bit. Like I’d be scared to go to her for a haircut, you know what I mean?
The Olsen duo made an appearance at the Tim Burton tribute at the Museum of Modern Art in NYC.
Also there, making one of what I’m sure will be a million future red carpet appearances to come, was Gabourey Sidibe, the star of the uber-buzzing Precious.
Plus: Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Danny DeVito, Veronica Webb, the lovely Ashley Greene, and Brooke Shields.
Shia LaBeouf enjoys a cigarette and does a little bit of adjusting on the set of his new film, Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps (can you believe they’re actually making that???).
My friend Andrew has been sporting this completely ridiculous porn-star moustache all month, posting occasional pics of its progress on Facebook, and his girlfriend STILL hasn’t broken up with him over it. Finally I was like “Okay. I give up. Why are you doing this? And why is she allowing it?”
Apparently it is MOvember, you guys. In the month of November, dudes grow moustaches to raise funds and awareness for men’s health issues, specifically prostate and testicular cancer. I think that’s super awesome — as long as none of them are planning to make out with me. More details in this video:
We spend a lot of time talking about and raising awareness for women’s health issues on our sister site, Zelda Lily, and also to some extent here on Evil Beet, so I thought it was only fair to give Movember a mention, too. We need to save the nutsacks along with the titties!!! You can learn more about Movember here, and you can make a donation specifically to Andrew (come on, look at him — he’s earned it) on his “mospace” page (ahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha!) here.
