Drink and cell phone in hand, Zoe “My Favorite” Kravitz danced the night away at a Sundance after-party, cuddling up to the likes of Wyclef Jean, Benjamin Bratt, Woody Harrelson and Ben Foster, all of whom are totally her peers if you divide their ages in half.

I just adore her.

This image was the first thing my eyes focused on after rolling out of bed this morning.  If you applied for the weekend writing gig here at Evil Beet, you need to be aware of the occupational hazards.  It’s all fun and games until Linda Hogan has her support hose and pigtails on.  As if I wasn’t embarrassed enoughfor Linda , there’s a picture in the photo gallery of her kissing her stud.  She doesn’t need to read He’s Just Not That Into You, nor does she need to see the movie.  That picture is worth six words, Linda.  Pay attention.

Anyway, all the celebs are hanging around Park City, Utah, for the Sundance Film Festival.  Paris has been hanging around with Aubrey O’Day and her dog purse.  I can’t decide which accessory I find more offensive.  Christie Brinkley has been rejoicing with all her free stuff and Kevin Bacon has perfected his “I’m broke” face.  Danielle Fishel, super cute as Topanga on Boy Meets World, looks like a former Miss America and Zoe Kravitz goes to the top of my “Most Beautiful People Ever” list.

Riley Keough and Zoe Kravitz in the same photograph.

Excuse me while I orgasm.

This is my angry-hipster-celebuspawn heaven. Can’t you just taste the ennui? The unearned sense of worldly injustice? The exhaustion with it all? Tell me it doesn’t get you off. Just a little bit.

At the aptly-named mtvU Woodie Awards in NYC.

I totally ::heart:: this celebuspawn. She’s got “fierce” down to a fine science.

Here’s Zoe on the red carpet for the MoMa film benefit gala honoring Baz Luhrmann in NYC.

Also there: Jessica Biel, Joy Bryant, Anna Wintour, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Donald, Melania and Ivanka Trump, Rachel Weisz and Eva Amurri.

Left: Lisa Bonet, in 1987’s Angel Heart.

Right: Zoe Kravitz, in NYC on Thursday.

Brilliant.

Rumer Willis and Zoe Kravitz enjoy themselves by standing on some manner of couch at the DKNY Delicious Night Fragrance launch party in NYC. Something tells me they don’t need the help of furniture to be higher than everyone else.

I have great hopes for Zoe Kravitz around these parts. I want to see more of her. She’s everything that was fabulous about her mother at this age.