Holy shit!

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is growing up fast, and she’s starting to look more and more like her daddy!!! Isn’t she just a dead ringer for a mini-Brad here? At least we all know Angie wasn’t screwing around on Brad. This is DEFINITELY his little girl.

Shiloh went out with sis Zahara (who continues to get more and more beautiful) and Angelina to pick up some art supplies in Manhattan earlier today.

Could this family be any more adorable???

Oh my gosh I am so excited to have kids and do art projects with them!! I’m sure I will find a reason to put my kids in time-out so I have the art projects all to myself. I will be gluing cotton balls and sparkles and painting like crazy while they cook me dinner. Motherhood will be so perfect.

Brad Pitt and Zahara do ridiculously adorable things in the south of France.

Seriously.

Will these people adopt me?

I know everybody says that, but I mean it! I love my parents, but I want Brad Pitt to carry me like that.

Absolute cuteness abounds, as Brad Pitt takes his brood out for a quadding adventure in Miraval, where the family has been for the birth of the twinsies.

Brad drove the four-wheeler with little Shiloh — who gets more mind-blowingly gorgeous by the day — in his lap, and Zahara and what I assume is a bodyguard took up the rear. Up in front is probably Maddox, but I can’t be certain through the gigantic helmet he’s sporting.

So cute!

I want to be a Jolie-Pitt!!! Will you adopt me, Brad and Angie? I come potty-trained! And I was born in Arizona … that’s kind of exotic, isn’t it? You don’t have any kids from Arizona yet. Just promise me you’ll think about it.

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“I have never disputed the adoption of my baby by Angelina Jolie. I think my daughter is a very fortunate human being to be adopted by a world famous lady. I wish them both all the success they deserve.”

Zahara Jolie-Pitt’s biological mother, Mentwabe Dawit, in an interview with Reuters.

This is pretty fucking adorable.

Zahara Jolie-Pitt feeds her brother Pax some manner of food on what appears to be a faux camping trip of some sort.

How does Angelina do it? When my sister and I were that age, I wasn’t feeding her anything, except for this one time I put Tabasco sauce on her bread. And then she beat my ass. And we were, like, ages 5 and 3. Everything in Angelina Jolie’s life is just magically wonderful and we all have to live with that.

That girl is totally, like, the most badass two-year-old at the International Preschool in Prague.

It’s just that, you know, most two-year-olds like to wear shirts with kittens on them. Or puppies. Or a rainbow. Or Barney. Or something they can recognize. I really don’t think that Zahara’s in a position yet to appreciate the 1970s-British-heavy-metal coolness of her t-shirt. What do you think Brad tells her when she asks about what’s on her shirt?

And she is sooo adorable. Seriously, does Angelina have, like, a software program to help determine exactly how adorable a baby will be when she becomes a toddler? Or does spending that much time around the most beautiful couple in the world just make anyone hot?

Also, where’s Maddox in all this? Why doesn’t he have to go to school?

“Dude, how come I don’t get a cracker?”

These two are so ridiculously gorgeous. How did Angelina Jolie manage to pick, like, the hottest orphan in all of Ethiopia? Look at those eyelashes! I would kill for natural lashes like that. Omg. So adorable.