Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron pose as a “couple” for the cameras at the Palm Springs Film Festival, where Zac is promoting Hairspray.

Don’t they both look thrilled?

Yeah.

That’s some hot sex waiting to happen. Hot, awkward, fumbling, unpleasant, hey-can-I-use-the-dildo-too?, not-happening sex.

Vanessa signed.

Ashley signed.

Now Zac’s on board, too, and HSM 3 is ready to move forward.

Neither Efron nor Disney will confirm the figure, but Entertainment Weekly is reporting Zac signed on for $3M.

Honestly?

I think he should have held out for more. He is worth way more than $3M to that billion-dollar franchise, and there are no naked pics of him floating around the Internet. You should have asked for more, Zac!!!

Zac Efron sings “The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Music.”

Trust me, people. Just watch.

Does this look like the angelic face of High School Musical’s Gabriella Montez?

No.

This looks like a chick who’s ready to take all her clothes off.

This girl is gonna be trouble.

I love it.

Vanessa attended the Frederick’s of Hollywood 2008 Spring Collection Fashion Show with her “boyfriend,” Zac Efron, who looks less than pleased to be at a lingerie show. For obvious reasons.

Last week was very exciting for the scrumptious High School Musical star Zac Efron, as he turned 20 years old. More importantly however, it was a tough week for me and many other people. Since our starry eyed hunk is no longer a teenager he falls on the hotness scale from about a 8.75 to a measly 6. This SUCKS. Consider the Olsen twins, no one talks about how hot these identical twins are anymore. Why, you ask? It’s simple, once we all threw our countdown-to-legal calendars in the gutter, they lost out their excitement! It was no longer forbidden, it was smack-you-in-your-face LEGAL to fantasize about MK and A, and no one cared. Mr. Piece-of-ass-of-the-moment Efron held on as long as he could, and we commend him for this my friends, but time is no longer on his side. All we have to look forward to now are some incriminating photos of the boy-with-hair-so-soft-I-wanna-use-it-as-a-scarf turning 21 and drunkenly making out with some random girl (fingers crossed). On totally unrelated note, does anyone perchance happen to know where Zac might be spending his 21st birthday. I will reward you handsomely if any information leads to me being that drunken hook-up.

Zac Efron poses with little Bindi Irwin — daughter of the late Steve Irwin — at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards in Australia.

Wearing a shirt that says “Until Somebody Better Comes Along,” no less …

And, perhaps more importantly, what is Zac Efron driving?

High School Musical 2 broke all sorts of records. Who the hell negotiated your contract, Zac?