Maribel Banegas, former maid to Victoria Principal, has filed suit in LA County Superior Court alleging that Ms. Pamela Ewing is a whack job.

According to Banegas, after taking Principal’s dog Mei-Ling for a walk, she returned to a furious Victoria.  She was fired immediately for taking too long to walk the pup.  When Banegas inquired about about her final wages, the actress left and then returned to the room brandishing a gun.  The maid’s complaint includes details of how Principal pointed and aimed as well as asking another employee to “stand aside in order that she could kill the plaintiff.”

No doubt, this is a total shakedown for money.  Wouldn’t she call the cops if a gun was aimed at her?  Nothing says “life in danger,” like a civil court lawsuit.

Take a look at that photo. Now read this sentence from the article, which we’ll get to in one moment.

“Looking at Principal, you would never know she is a former smoker who spent years on Dallas‘ Southfork Ranch. She credits her products for helping her maintain a glowing complexion.”

Um, what? Maybe I’m reading to much into it, but wasn’t she married to a plastic surgeon for a few decades? Oh, yeah, let’s see here:

“In May, she filed for divorce from her husband of 21 years, Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Harry Glassman. She won’t discuss details of her stormy split with Glassman but hopes that she and her ex might be able to become friends. She does not now speak to him or his children.”

It’s good that her and the kids don’t talk now either. What’s a few decades worth anyway?

Oh, and now the original reason for my post:

“With astronaut training on tap for 2007, she is moving on after some turbulence in her personal life.”

Fantastic. We need a nice and stretchy face out there in space.

Take a look at that photo. Now read this sentence from the article, which we’ll get to in one moment.

“Looking at Principal, you would never know she is a former smoker who spent years on Dallas‘ Southfork Ranch. She credits her products for helping her maintain a glowing complexion.”

Um, what? Maybe I’m reading to much into it, but wasn’t she married to a plastic surgeon for a few decades? Oh, yeah, let’s see here:

“In May, she filed for divorce from her husband of 21 years, Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Harry Glassman. She won’t discuss details of her stormy split with Glassman but hopes that she and her ex might be able to become friends. She does not now speak to him or his children.”

It’s good that her and the kids don’t talk now either. What’s a few decades worth anyway?

Oh, and now the original reason for my post:

“With astronaut training on tap for 2007, she is moving on after some turbulence in her personal life.”

Fantastic. We need a nice and stretchy face out there in space.