The LA Galaxy held a press conference today at the Home Depot Center to welcome David Beckham to the team, and the photos of him from the event look like the keepers from a Ralph Lauren campaign photo shoot. Seriously, this guy is so effortlessly gorgeous it’s ridiculous.

Victoria’s look, on the other hand, remains anything but effortless, and she still refuses to smile. I know she’s embarrassed about her British teeth, but you can smile without opening your mouth, Victoria. Just give it a shot.

Posh and Becks arrived at LAX this evening. They’re here to stay. And, so far, Posh is not making good on her promise to “smile more for America.”

Let the fun begin.

It’s starting, you guys! Beckham-mania is prepared to conquer the final frontier: the United States of America.

Posh & Becks are on the cover of W magazine this August, and the interview promises to be very revealing (almost as revealing as the pictures).

Victoria finally addresses those pesky rumors that she’s actually a robot: “I think people are really going to see me for the first time. I think they have this impression that I’m this miserable cow who doesn’t smile. But I’m actually quite the opposite. When you’re out there, they’re trying to get pictures up your shirt, down your top. With all the flashes, it’s as much as you can do to just find your car. I’m going to try and smile more for America.” She also notes that “we’re not out to be the most famous people in America. We’re not looking at the move as boosting the brand. We’re us and we’ve got our kids. We’re not aware of a lot of the madness going on around us. We kind of keep to ourselves, really.”

David discusses his relationship with Tom and Katie Cruise, claiming that “Tom has never even talked to us about [Scientology], much less tried to push it on us” and talks about the impact he’ll have on soccer in the U.S.: “I do believe I can take it to another level. I wouldn’t have taken up the challenge if I didn’t believe I could have that effect.”

He also talks about his relationship with Victoria, saying that the first time he met her, he “turned around to Gary (his teammate) and said, ‘That one there, that’s the girl I’m going to marry.’ I trust my wife 110 percent. When people say, ‘Victoria wears the trousers,’ I’m happy.”

Recent Angeleno Victoria Beckham throws out the opening pitch at the Dodgers vs. Mets game on Monday. I hate to admit it, but this is actually pretty cute. Ms. Beckham sure is working hard to make her mark in the States, paving the way for her husband to start playing with the L.A. Galaxy in August. They’re already enormous stars all over the rest of the world, so I guess we’ll see if they can take on Hell-Ay. If anyone knows how to craft an image, it’s Posh Spice. I’m not sure if the same can be said for her ability to throw a baseball …

She also chatted and posed with Dodgers owner Jamie McCourt. Ms. McCourt took the time out of her very busy schedule to teach a course at UCLA’s business school this winter, and I was lucky enough to take it. She brought in the most incredible speakers — we got to have some very personal conversations with Sherry Lansing, Victoria Jackson, Mary Hart, Marcy Carsey and Gloria Steinem, to name a few, all close friends of Ms. McCourt. It was such an inspirational course and so very cool of Jamie to take the time to the teach it.

Posh lands at LAX. She’s reportedly here to begin decorating the $20MM mansion she and Becks bought in Beverly Hills. But, hey, they can afford it. With headlights like that, they’re going to save a ton on electricity.

There is a fantastic joke to be made about Victoria Beckham’s boots here, but I can’t find it. Thoughts?

Click for the high-res versions of Victoria, David and what one can only assume are the heads of her two youngest sons, who have fallen asleep inside her dress.