It looks like friendship does, in fact, occasionally end.

Spice Girl Mel B tells British magazine Closer that she is “not in touch much” with Victoria Beckham, even though the two of them live just a few miles apart in LA.

“Victoria and I are very different,” she explains. “People bracket us together because we live in the same city and we’re both interested in fashion. Victoria’s fashion line has been very successful and hopefully mine will be too. But that’s where the similarities begin and end.”

So, rest assured, gentlemen, if you wanna be Melanie Brown’s lover, you don’t have to get with Victoria Beckham.

That actually makes me want to take a quick poll.

Who would you rather get with? Mel B or Victoria Beckham?

At an event to promote her new fragrance in the UK.

Posh was spotted wearing baggy jeans and flip-flops at Disneyland.

This apparently warrants an entire article in The Daily Mail.

I actually like this look on Posh. I think she’s adorable. And she’s walking around freakin’ Disneyland with her kids. She doesn’t have to wear a mini-skirt and six-inch heels, for chrissake.

On Friday, Victoria Beckham took son Cruz on a little shopping trip along Rodeo.

And she brought along — gasp! — Eva Longoria?

And Eva is holding Cruz’s hand?

Ack, the betrayal!!!!

What happened to Victoria’s longtime shopping buddy, Katie Holmes? Were Posh and Becks finally scared off by the Cruise’s attempts to convert them to Scientology? Were they bitter at having been replaced by the more racially diverse Pinkett-Smiths? Has Tom Cruise finally put his foot down, forbidding Katie from leaving the house outside his presence? Ever since they got back to the States after Tom was filming in Germany, Katie has basically never been photographed without Tom. There are a handful of exceptions, but they almost all involve Katie promoting Mad Money.

What happened to this shopping friendship??

What on earth could possibly explain Posh going shopping with anyone other than Katie?

Seriously I am confused. Are these fashionistas or Robots?

Victoria Beckham was named the #1 Worst Dressed celebrity on Mr. Blackwell’s list.

“Forget the fashion spice, wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty Posh can really wreck-em,” he said in a statement.

Britney Spears was noticeably left off the list.

“I felt that it was inappropriate at this time to make comment, when her personal life is in such upheaval. I hope 2008 is a better year for her,” Blackwell said. Awwww.

Other celebs on the list:

• No. 2: Amy Winehouse — “Exploding beehives above, tacky polka-dots below, she’s part ’50s carhop horror.”

• No. 3: Mary-Kate Olsen — “She resembles a tattered toothpick — trapped in a hurricane.”

• No. 4: Fergie — “Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it’s all in a name!”

His top 10 also includes Kelly Clarkson, Eva Green, Avril Lavigne, Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan.

Check out the ad for Posh & Becks’ new fragrance.

I bet it smells like bad teeth.