Like her hubby before her, Victoria Beckham is the new face of Armani. She just signed a three-year, multi-million deal with the fashion powerhouse, and this is the first spread to come out of it.

What do we think???

Is Posh still worth the cash???

It’s totally the battle of the former BFFs!!

Both Victoria Beckham’s ads for Armani and Katie Holmes’ ads for Miu Miu leaked on the Internets today.

Who did a better job???

Victoria Beckham does her very best Carmen Sandiego impression, leaving the Broadway show Jersey Boys, which she saw this weekend with her hubby and sons.

Here’s Posh with her adorable kiddo, Romeo Beckham, wandering through The Grove in LA.

Romeo is wearing: a Santa Claus hat, a San Diego Zoo Jr. zoo-keeper uniform, and aviators. Are those actual Ray-Bans? I don’t think so, but I can’t be certain.

How. Freakin. Adorable?

I like that Victoria’s willing to let her kiddo wear whatever he wants to, even if it involves the HUGE fashion faux pas of mixing Santa with khaki.

Here’s David and Victoria Beckham launching their new signature Beckham fragrance in NYC.

I cannot for the life of me figure out what’s going on with the bottom half of Victoria’s body. Are those boots? Do they go all the way up her legs? What’s holding them up in the back? They appear to be floating above the ground. How did she get them on? It’s like looking at an M.C. Escher sketch. It’s just blowing my mind.

I won’t even get into what David’s wearing. Suffice it to say that — much like anything David wears — it would look much better in a pile on the carpet. Of my bedroom. Actually that’s not true. With this particular outfit, I would probably have to move the pile into the closet and shut the door before I could have sex with him. Because every time I caught a glimpse of that thing from the corner of my eye we’d just have to start all over.

Apparently all the buzz at New York Fashion Week is about Victoria Beckham’s Pret a Porter dress collection.

Says the Style.com review:

Every one of them could’ve been pulled from Beckham’s own closet. The silhouette is beyond body-conscious, ultra-fitted from shoulder line to below the knee, with special seams along the derriere and torso to ensure against flat rear ends and busts, respectively. And each comes with woman-friendly details like a rose-gold back zipper (”so you don’t have to dive into it and mess your hair and makeup”) and a removable grosgrain ribbon lining the waist (”for posture”). If the collection owes a debt to anyone, it’s Roland Mouret, whose Galaxy dress gave curves to even the most skeletal of celebrities, or maybe Dolce & Gabbana. But Beckham denies the inspiration. “This has been a lifetime in the making,” she said, adding that she’s been wearing the best designers in the world for about as long. And she’s not interested in making an It dress. “I don’t want to make dresses that will date. I’ve always been about clever buying.” The dresses will range from $1,500 to $3,600.

Um, since I don’t have anything remotely close to $1500 to spend on a freakin’ dress, I’m just going to sit here and obsess over how the ultra-thin blonde model they’ve used here has one of those little bellies like I have, and they’re not airbrushing it out. That makes me really happy. See, I’m just like her! No matter how thin I get — and I am NOT as thin as this model — I still have my little Buddha belly. Just like the gorgeous model for Victoria Beckham’s line of ridiculously upscale dresses!

Buddha belly power!!!!

At the Marc Jacobs show.