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Victoria Beckham Downsizes

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

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I’ve heard rumblings that Busty Spice had her implants replaced to a more frame-appropriate size 34B, and now that Daily Mail is reporting it, it must be true.

This morning, I’ve spent more time than any heterosexual woman ever should inspecting countless pictures of Victoria Beckham’s rack.  The conclusion of my investigation?  I don’t know.  They look pretty big both before the month of May and after.  The only observation that leads me to believe that there could be truth to DM’s story is that, in more recent pictures she’s hiding behind bags and children and trench coats.  Also, I also noticed that for the past couple of weeks, Beckham has been wearing the same conservative black crew neck top everywhere she goes.  I told you — Serious.  Investigative.  Skills.

The pictures above are Posh in June and Posh last November.  Gallery includes a massive collection of VB’s massive set.  Let the comparing begin!

Caption This

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

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Posh Spice Victoria Beckham on the streets of London, embracing the shredded legging trend.

Victoria Beckham’s New Emporio Armani Ad

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

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Just in case you weren’t sure exactly how many things were imperfect about your own body, Victoria Beckham is happy to get mostly naked all over your magazines and billboards so that you have plenty of opportunities to count every way your body is different from hers.

Love It Or Hate It?

Friday, March 6th, 2009

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I’m telling you right now that I love the bag and I need to know who makes it and how much it is.  Does anyone know?  I’ve been up and writing since four and I’m too lazy tired to Google.  But I want it and have to figure out how many kids gallons of blood I have to sell to be able to afford it.

Sharon Stone’s Nipples Attend Elton John’s 17th Annual Academy Award Viewing Party

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

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Elton John’s yearly party is super exclusive and tough to get an invite to.  Having said that, I’m having a few “What the fuck,” moments.

What the fuck?  Simon Cowell and Terri Seymour are back together?

What the fuck?  What is that French’s Golden Mustard get-up Dita Von Teese wearing?

What the fuck?  Rachel Griffiths in head-to-toe grey flannel?  Is she fat or just pregnant?  Oh, she’s pregnant.  Still…that’s not right.

Bai Ling?  Just, what the fuck?

Ugh, I had more to say, but I looked at too many pictures of Posh and now I must sleep…can’t…keep…eyes…open.

If This Isn’t A “Yes, I’m Gay” Magazine Cover Waiting To Happen, I Don’t Know What Is

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

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Ricky Martin appeared at Armani’s 5th Avenue store opening in New York City wearing a purple satin scarf.  Is that an ascot?  I never know.  Either way, the last wisp of imagined heterosexuality has officially been erradicated.

Also there, Victoria Beckham looking as muscular as ever, Solange Knowles wearing a bunch of shit that doesn’t match, and John Mayer.

We’re Royalty, Too!

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

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David and Victoria Beckham seem intent on giving Brangelina a run for their money, as the two of them looked absolutely stunning at a party at Milan Fashion Week on Tuesday.

Does Posh ever have a fashion miss? Or allow David to have one?

She’s quite remarkable.

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