My favorite show, The View, has announced their newest series of guest co-hosts and it’s really just more of the same. But in a good way.

Joining the ladies will be Meghan McCain (barf, but it’s sometimes fun in a “I hate the world” way to listen to her talk), Valerie Bertinelli, and Victoria Beckham, who apparently just does guest spots on talk shows and competitions now. And of course, Kate Gosselin, the woman with the seven-thousand dollar extensions who used to bone that wild moose, will be seated at the table on March 11th.

If you don’t normally watch The View, I don’t want to know you, but also, you should still probably tune in to check out Kate. Last time she was on the show she was in the midst of her divorce and for the most part, was respectful of her disgusting husband. Now she’s a completely single woman, she’s got her own TV show in the works, she’s got that fly-ass weave and her ex-husbro is dating a 25 year old girl that he was seen making out with all over Sundance. If ever there was an opportunity to see Kate Gosselin become unhinged, this is it. And if she’s smart, she will. Homegirl has to stay relevant if she wants to keep feeding all those kids.

We’ve located Carmen Sandiego.

She’s in Paris, France, at the George V hotel. She and her V.I.L.E. team must be planning another caper! The police dossier says former pop star Victoria Beckham was recently spotted in the same area, so it’s possible Carmen’s after her infamous trick stomach. You should talk to the bodyguard, the hotel concierge, and then call back to Headquarters to see if we have any further clues as to her whereabouts. Good luck, gumshoe, and be safe!

Victoria Beckham Went to dinner with sons Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz on Friday in Beverly Hills. The oldest boy, Brooklyn, looked wary of photographers and did his best to hide from them while the youngin’s held hands with their mom and proudly strutted their stuff. Romeo looked adorable in two button jacket and plaid fedora. I ask you: is there anything cuter than a little boy in a necktie?

I give her a lot of shit, but the truth is that Victoria would be a really beautiful woman if she’d just gain 10- 15 pounds. I love this dress and the grey shoes she’s chosen to go with it. I just wish the gaunt face and Holocaust arms sticking out of its holes weren’t so disturbing to look at.

I wasn’t aware that the Jamiroquai look was back, but what the hell do I know? Last night at LAX, Victoria Beckham strolled out wearing a hat that looks kind of familiar. I think maybe the last time I saw someone wearing a hat like that I was sitting on the living room floor doing my 8th grade math homework. Yes, yes it was. I was watching this music video. Posh, I’d like to thank you and your stupid hat for getting this song stuck in my head for the next 24 hours.

Half a dead animal (wearing a suit made of people skin) arrived at London’s Heathrow airport today with half a dead animal hanging out of its handbag.

Victoria Beckham is known for having one of the skinniest bods in all the land, so why would she be hitting the gym every day of the week? Apparently she works out that hard so that she can ensure that no one needs to airbrush her. She told Harpar’s Bazaar “I wanted to look at those pictures in 20 years’ time and say ‘Wow, look — after three kids — I didn’t look bad.’”

While I suppose that’s a fair goal (wanting to be as fit as possible is not a crime, in or out of the spotlight), but I can’t imagine that Victoria has any problem areas that need to be kept in check. Not only is she fit looking, but she’s very very skinny looking, which are two different things. I can’t imagine that she even has any fat or excess skin to hang, let alone get out of control.

All of this points to a greater image problem that Beckham might have. Perhaps a little body dysmorphia? A friend close to the Beckham’s told US Weekly “She’s not the most confident of girls, believe it or not,” and also says that she’s had three surgeries on her breasts– two augmentations, and then this year, a reduction.

Posh is getting older and while body dysmorphia isn’t strictly for teens and women in their 20s in any way, it’s a shame that this woman who’s gorgeous and married to one of the most handsome men in the world has to fight demons like this. I’m pretty sure most people would take her even if she gained 100 pounds.

Victoria Beckham attended Fashion Night Out at Bergdof Goodman in New York City last night wearing this delightful little number that looks a bit like a beautiful, pastel, feline-family animal caught in a trap.  Obvs, I want to hear what you think about the dress, but also — just because you can wear one square foot of fabric, should you?  

Oh, and this probably doesn’t even need to be pointed out, but even Posh is feeling the pinch in this challenging economy.  She has clearly downsized her, uh, assets.