You may not know her by name, but you know who she is — the other half (two-thirds?) of the Mini-Me sex tape. Ranae Shrider and I have become friends over the Internets, and this weekend in LA I actually had a chance to meet her. What I found was a person completely different from the crazy hanger-on that’s been portrayed in the media. She’s funny, charming, smart, independent, open-hearted and all too willing to laugh at herself. I told my girlfriends later, “You guys, she’s totally someone we’d hang out with.” And it’s true! She’s a very cool girl who I’m happy to call a friend.

After a yummy lunch, Ranae and I sat down to do some vlogging. I asked her the questions I’ve always wanted to ask her: What’s it like having sex with Mini-Me? How big is he down there? What positions work best? How is it, ya know, enjoyable? Ranae totally dished, and all the goods are in the clip above.

However, we talked about WAY more than Verne — Ranae’s been working as an actress in LA since before she even met him, and she also dished about her current projects, her relationship with Hef’s new girlfriends, Ron Jeremy’s take on her relationship with Verne, haters on the Internet, and why I need to get laid. You can watch the full-length interview in the clips below.

My beautiful and talented friend, Ranae Shrider (aka the girl from the Mini-Me sex tape) (aka the girl who sent me my favorite picture in the whole world), is rumored to be getting her own reality TV show.

I don’t know what the hell it could possibly be about, but I looooove this.

Seriously, people, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned by a midget. You can quote me on that. Look, you spend a year fucking a midget and he still won’t take you to his damn film premieres? Don’t get mad: Leak a sex tape, get a bunch of great plastic surgery, and get your own TV show. That’s my kind of girl! Ranae says on her Twitter that she “is going to be super famous and the thought of that makes some people sick, oh well, get over it. off to film my show :) be safe loves! xoxo”.

I also think this is an appropriate time to share with you some excerpts from the email I got from Verne Troyer last week:

I think It’s F#$*ing hilarious what she is willing and trying to do. She is doing anything possible to get anyone’s attention. Which is kinda sad. Just think if that never happened what would she be doing? Her claim to fame is supposedly doing a sex tape with someone famous.

She always said she wants to be an actress for the art of it. Look at her. She is doing anything to get attention. Begging anyone who will listen to her to show her nude photo’s.

She will always be know for the chic who did a sex tape with mini me.

I’m sure her mother is so PROUD

I just LOVE that there is still so much drama between them. Neither of them is even close to being over this shit. It’s just too funny. It makes me feel a lot better about any lingering relationship drama in my life.

Apparently Verne has been emailing her mother and her manager and everyone else he can get in contact with to talk shit about her. Ranae says she “is shameless & amused that im STILL the topic of conversation 4 a little man who is supposidly [sic] “totally over me” right little dude, right ;)”

Ohhh geez. Ranae, give us deets about your new show!!! And I WANNA BE ON IT!!! We have so much fun talking shit over the Internet, let’s do it for the cameras!!!

Yet another gem of Verne Troyer off the set of the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother.

If you haven’t seen the one of him wearing a teddy bear suit and eating from a honey pot, please click here.

… they made the contestants on the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother dress up like bears and eat from a honeypot.

I mean, they made all the contestants do it, but you know this shit never would have come up in a pitch session if Verne Troyer hadn’t been on the show.

I know it’s only the third week of January, but I think this is going to wind up being my favorite celebrity picture of 2009.

Jump inside to see my favorite celebrity picture of 2008 … if you hadn’t already guessed what it is.

Ahhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

It’s not necessarily the classiest of forums, but it’s actually a rather heartfelt (and sober!) discussion of the passing of Heath Ledger from someone who was working with him at the time, Verne Troyer.

Seriously, nothing in the world makes me more sick than having to hear that Mini-Me is a sexaholic.  Or having to hear about special condoms for “little men.”  I assume that involves cutting the thumb off of a surgical glove, but really, I don’t want to know!  However, nothing will ever stop News of the World from sharing the news that they have deemed we need to hear.  Therefore, if I must suffer, you must suffer.

Genevieve Gallen, ex-wife of Austin Power’s actor Verne Troyer, is sharing all the details of her one year and one day marriage to the pocket perv.  Their marriage ended four years ago.  I have no idea why this interview is just being done now but I will assume that it has something to do with the general low supply of quality celeb gossip at this time.

On sex with Troyer:

We had to be creative—but because of my yoga experience I could get into the right positions to make it work. And I was soon head over heels in love with Verne.

We could have sex up to 10 times in a single day. We’d do it for 45 minutes and he would just keep on going as I had orgasm after orgasm.

He was a sex addict. He was then only the second man I’d ever slept with. He told me he’d had huge numbers of girls.

 I would dress up in my sexiest lingerie every day and try all sorts of role-play games. Sometimes I dressed as a prostitute, other times a cheerleader—and even a schoolgirl.

I once put on a dark wig, some sexy lingerie and put on a Russian accent so he would think I was a high class call girl.

The horrifying story of their first night together:

I was nervous but determined we would do it that night. I had even researched what condoms to use for a little man.  That night I put on a long red dress I knew would blow him away. It was our first night out together in public as a couple so I was determined to look my best.

We had a wonderful meal in the hotel’s restaurant—I had sushi and a couple of glasses of wine to get me in the mood. Verne had a club sandwich and they cut it into tiny little pieces for him, which was kind of embarrassing because they didn’t need to do that.

After that we went back to the room. Verne had put a little chair by the bed—which was huge—so he could hop on to it.

And he was really sweet and romantic. We talked and made out for a long time. Verne was not self-conscious about his body at all.

We made love three times that night. For me it was emotionally satisfying.

But I was surprised when I saw him naked for the first time that night—I had expected him to be better endowed. But Verne’s body is proportional all over, so he was smaller than I expected.

On his alcoholism:

One Valentine’s night, I tried to do something really special for him. I knew he liked the colour red, so I put on everything red, including red stockings, red garter belts, a red thong and patterned red shoes just how he liked them.

He seemed really excited and jumped up on the coffee table as he ordered me into different poses. He took some pictures of me and I was ready for a really beautiful night but before we could make love he was so drunk he passed out wearing his socks and boxers.

Back the fuck up.  She researched what type of condoms to use?  Can you imagine the Google auto complete on her laptop?  I’m thinking it read something like :  how to wrap a cocktail weenie.

Verne Troyer entering the Celebrity Big Brother house on January 2nd.

So I wrote about how Verne Troyer was not only seeing a new chick — but she was cheating on him with another little person — and then I tried to befriend her on Facebook because I just KNEW there would be good photos of her and Verne. However, one of you amazing wonderful commenters pointed out that my dear friend and fellow blogger Jesus over at DrunkenStepfather had already done the dirty work for me. Thanks, Jesus!

Here’s a bunch of pics of Verne and his newest fling, 22-year-old Canadian model Dominique Arganese.

What a FANTASTIC way to top off a Friday!

MINI-Me can’t help being played the fool by women. Verne Troyer was first dissed by his ex, Ranae Shrider, when she sold a sex tape of the two and made fun of his puny endowment and subpar prowess. Now, the little lothario is being cuckolded again. Troyer had been romancing sizzling-hot Canadian model Dominique Arganese – but we’ve seen photos of her cheating on him with another little person, “Jackass” star Wee Man. But at least her predilection for petite people has landed her a job. Arganese will be starring in Jeff Beacher’s new show, “Beacher’s Burlesque,” opening on Halloween in a yet-to-be-determined casino in Las Vegas. “She’s one of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen, and as soon as I heard she was sleeping with every midget in town, I knew she was perfect for my show,” Beacher told Page Six.

I’m having trouble finding good photos of Dominique. I’m currently attempting to befriend her on Facebook. Hopefully hilarity will ensue.

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Thanks Jordana!

I’m just saying.

The Mini-Me sex tape is ON THE INTERNET!!!!

It’s $9.95 for a one-week “membership” to the site, but just the photos on the front page are worth seeing.

I’ll wait until someone puts it on YouTube.

HOORAY!!! HOORAY!!! HOORAY!!!

This makes my whole day!!!

Verne Troyer and Omarosa pose together at an event at Avalon in Hollywood.