What the fuck?

Is she a POW?

I see those shoes everywhere these days, and it makes me want to scream. I remember seeing them on the runways a few months ago and thinking “Oh, Lord, please don’t let those awful things catch on.” But my prayers went unanswered.

They look like torture devices.

At SXSW in Austin.

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron pose as a “couple” for the cameras at the Palm Springs Film Festival, where Zac is promoting Hairspray.

Don’t they both look thrilled?

Yeah.

That’s some hot sex waiting to happen. Hot, awkward, fumbling, unpleasant, hey-can-I-use-the-dildo-too?, not-happening sex.

“I’m much better now. But truthfully I don’t like talking about it. It was something that was meant to be private, and even though it isn’t anymore, I’d still like to keep it as private as I can … It was very traumatic, and I am extremely upset it happened. I hope all my fans can learn from my mistake and make smart decisions. But I wouldn’t have been able to get through it if it wasn’t for my family, friends and fans, who supported me all along the way.”

Vanessa Hudgens talks to Seventeen magazine about that little incident with the naked photos.

Vanessa Hudgens and the Remains of Ashley Tisdale’s Face continue to hang out together all over LA.

On Wednesday night, the two were spotted at Fred Segal and later at the Hollywood and Highland shopping center, where they hit up Louis Vuitton.

They’re currently in rehearsals for the HSM play at the nearby Kodak Theater.

Look, I’m gonna call it like I see it: those nude photos of Vanessa were the best thing to happen to either of their careers.

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Newly engaged Katharine McPhee and Vanessa Hudgens mug for the cameras at TNT’s “Christmas in Washington 2007″ event.

Come on, V. Where’s the DUI? Where are the assault charges? You’re disappointing me, sweetheart.

A lawyer who claims “High School Musical” lead Vanessa Hudgens owes him $150,000 in legal fees can proceed with his lawsuit against the teen star, a judge ruled Wednesday.

Superior Court Judge Tricia Ann Bigelow said she or a jury should decide whether the actress acted within a reasonable period of time when she waited two years to repudiate a contract she signed when she was 16.

Attorney Brian Schall filed a breach-of-contract lawsuit in September that said Hudgens agreed in October 2005 to pay him 5 percent of her earnings in exchange for his legal representation.

Dude, I don’t even really know what this means. I think it means she didn’t pay her lawyer, but she’s arguing that that’s okay since she was underage when she signed the contract with him.

Boooooooooooooring.

Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens put their on-screen differences aside to mug for the cameras at the American Music Awards, where High School Musical 2 won favorite soundtrack.

Daughtry took home the breakthrough artist award.