Are these two the longest-lasting couple in Hollywood yet or what?

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron looked very much together as they were spotted out in LA last night.

How long can this possibly last???

Increasingly hetero-seeming Zac Efron cozies up to his costars, Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens, at the Melbourne premiere of High School Musical 3.

The biggest non-celebrities always have the longest list of criteria and most involved riders; their list of must-haves when performing.  Meryl Streep’s on set needs document probably reads “If you can get some bagels that would be great but don’t make a special trip.”

Anyway, Bjork’s rider states that she wants a homely backstage area.  That should be accomplished easily enough; wall-to-wall mirrors in her dressing room oughta do it.  In addition, she has such requests as halfa bottle of Remy Martin and a coat rack with ample hangers.  I wonder what would happen if they provided a whole bottle of Remy Martin?  Would she go all Johnny Depp hotel room on someone?  I can so see that nut bag screaming “What the fuck!?  I said 375mls!”  Speaking of screaming, her rider also lists a requirement of a bottle of honey.  Might try a vat Bjork…though I’m not sure any amount can soothe that cat caught in the wheel of a sedan screech of yours.

Another rider that just left me stunned was Vanessa Hudgen’s.  “All cups, glasses, plates, silverware, napkins should be of quality material.”  Who the fuck does she think she is?  Vanessa, for as long as you are responsible for Sneakernight, which is forevermore, you have no right to be calling the shots on tableware.  You should thank the lucky stars above if you get Chinet.

Now, I do love Taylor Swift.  But I read the condescending line “Edememe  (it’s soy beans…in frozen vegetable section)” and it makes me feel like she, or more likely her manager, needs to double up on the requested cases of, um, “Smart Water.”   If you want to request the fancy stuff, learn how to spell it.

Daughtry’s rider just made me sad.  Chris, I implore you, please aspire for more in life than Honey Smacks, strawberries with a peel and an existence without spellcheck.  Life doesn’t have to be so bleak.

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, looking very much the happy couple as they land at LAX, back home from their whirlwind international press tour for HSM3.

You know what?

I believe this now. I do. It took me awhile, but I give in. I think they’re for real. No two people this young can keep up a scam like this — especially when they have to spend basically every waking hour together — for this long without losing their minds. I don’t care how much Disney’s paying them. They’re actually in love.

Also: Zac Efron has officially earned my respect. He’s wearing a Members Only jacket.

They would have been useful back then.

Now they’re just adding to the whole “chola” vibe you’re rocking on the red carpet.

At the Madrid premiere of High School Musical 3.

Vanessa Hudgens shows off a not-so-tween sexuality at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party last night.

Damn, this girl is ready to break out of those Disney chains. And I, for one, am ready to exploit and profit from it.

You guys, wanna know what’s kind of sad?

I don’t recognize half of the people who attended this event. Like I’m vaguely aware than Dylan and Cole Sprouse are big names, but I refuse to run their photos on here, because, clothed or not, it just feels kind of dirty. Like, I just want to give them some Legos and firetrucks and send them off to play in the basement while the grown-ups pose for photos. The weirdest part? They’re 16 years old! That’s older than Miley Cyrus! And I’m sitting here waiting impatiently for the Miley Cyrus nip slip, hoping this chick’ll get her drivers license soon so she can get a DUI, and at the same time I look at these little Sprouse boys and think “They are much too young for all this attention!” Double standards, indeed.

What was the point of this?

Oh, yeah.

Make a sex tape already, Vanessa. For chrissake, you’re 19 already. You’re not getting any younger. Do you want a career or what, kid?

In a brief interview/photo shoot for GQ magazine, 19-year-old Vanessa Hudgens manages to get this quote in:

“If you have paparazzi, you know you’ve gotten somewhere.”

Smart girl. And it doesn’t really matter how you managed to attract those paparazzi once they’re with you, now does it, dear?

Also, GQ decided to title the article “High School Lolita.”

Loves it.