Vanessa Hudgens confirmed what none of really care about: She and her probably gay boyfriend are set to wed. Hudgens was quoted as saying, “We haven’t set a date and if we did we’d keep it secret for as long as possible. Why? What if one of us was offered a major film part? Then we’d have to postpone our marriage and people would say we’d split up. And we don’t want that.” What if, what if, what if…

Apparently Efron agreed to marry her after being bullied by Vanessa’s mother, which seems odd as her daughter is only twenty years old and her man is just a year older. It’s not as if these kids have a completely dim future if they were to seperate and be on their own, or say, I dunno… not rush things?

You’d think she would have learned her lesson! Maybe she just likes the publicity …

We haven’t heard much from or about Vanessa Hudgens in recent months, but that’s going to change, as a new set of nude photos has hit the web. These pictures look much more recent than the original set. I can’t say for sure that they were taken after her first set of naked photos leaked, but the extensions, makeup, etc, definitely looks more recent. You like this, doncha, V?

Uncensored photos are after the jump.

Disney darling Vanessa Hudgens is set to star later this year in a new movie titled Sucker Punch.  The plot centers around a group of institutionalized girls who delve into a fantasy world.  Hudgens’ character is a hooker in a 1950’s brothel so we can expect lots of (intentional, this time) nudity.  Doesn’t this sound Oscar-worthy?

Vanessa admits of her wardrobe, “there’s not a whole lot of clothes!”  She also confesses to doing things she “would never have imagined doing.”  Sure, Vanessa.  I’m sure strutting around naked was such a stretch for you.  Whatever you need to say to keep your owners Disney happy.

This’ll teach her to work out with the normal people!

The photogs captured this video of Vanessa Hudgens kicking some serious ass at a workout class in LA yesterday. Damn, she’s impressive with all those exercises!

Do you see the lady next to her who totally sucks compared to everything Vanessa’s doing?

That is what I look like in my exercise classes. And the instructor always has to come around and reposition me, like she’s doing with this chick. I relate to you, Un-athletic Woman Next to Vanessa Hudgens.

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens appeared together last night, at the US premiere of Watchmen.  Why is it that these two never look like an authentic couple?  And they always have dead eyes.  Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are so much better at this fake relationship thing.

You can all take a deep breath and relax. The rumors about Vanessa Hudgens appearing in the Twilight sequel, New Moon, are false. Her camp denies it and Summit Entertainment denies it.

Most importantly, the screenwriter of New Moon says that the Leah Clearwater character — for which Vanessa was supposedly auditioning — won’t even appear in the film.

Everyone happy now?

Lucky Vanessa Hudgens!

She wrapped up one sensational teen franchise, and now it looks like she’ll be jumping right into another.

Sources on the set — specifically “Twilight” actress Ashley Greene — confirmed that Vanessa has auditioned for the role of werewolf Leah Clearwater, Jacob Black’s feisty and heartbroken frienemy in the Twilight sequel, New Moon.

I wonder if she’ll also be jumping into Rob Pattinson’s pants, since he’s her hot new co-star. How long can she possibly stay with Zac Efron? It’s been forever!!!

What do you guys think?

Would you like to see Vanessa in New Moon?

Are these two the longest-lasting couple in Hollywood yet or what?

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron looked very much together as they were spotted out in LA last night.

How long can this possibly last???

Increasingly hetero-seeming Zac Efron cozies up to his costars, Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens, at the Melbourne premiere of High School Musical 3.

The biggest non-celebrities always have the longest list of criteria and most involved riders; their list of must-haves when performing.  Meryl Streep’s on set needs document probably reads “If you can get some bagels that would be great but don’t make a special trip.”

Anyway, Bjork’s rider states that she wants a homely backstage area.  That should be accomplished easily enough; wall-to-wall mirrors in her dressing room oughta do it.  In addition, she has such requests as halfa bottle of Remy Martin and a coat rack with ample hangers.  I wonder what would happen if they provided a whole bottle of Remy Martin?  Would she go all Johnny Depp hotel room on someone?  I can so see that nut bag screaming “What the fuck!?  I said 375mls!”  Speaking of screaming, her rider also lists a requirement of a bottle of honey.  Might try a vat Bjork…though I’m not sure any amount can soothe that cat caught in the wheel of a sedan screech of yours.

Another rider that just left me stunned was Vanessa Hudgen’s.  “All cups, glasses, plates, silverware, napkins should be of quality material.”  Who the fuck does she think she is?  Vanessa, for as long as you are responsible for Sneakernight, which is forevermore, you have no right to be calling the shots on tableware.  You should thank the lucky stars above if you get Chinet.

Now, I do love Taylor Swift.  But I read the condescending line “Edememe  (it’s soy beans…in frozen vegetable section)” and it makes me feel like she, or more likely her manager, needs to double up on the requested cases of, um, “Smart Water.”   If you want to request the fancy stuff, learn how to spell it.

Daughtry’s rider just made me sad.  Chris, I implore you, please aspire for more in life than Honey Smacks, strawberries with a peel and an existence without spellcheck.  Life doesn’t have to be so bleak.

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, looking very much the happy couple as they land at LAX, back home from their whirlwind international press tour for HSM3.

You know what?

I believe this now. I do. It took me awhile, but I give in. I think they’re for real. No two people this young can keep up a scam like this — especially when they have to spend basically every waking hour together — for this long without losing their minds. I don’t care how much Disney’s paying them. They’re actually in love.

Also: Zac Efron has officially earned my respect. He’s wearing a Members Only jacket.

They would have been useful back then.

Now they’re just adding to the whole “chola” vibe you’re rocking on the red carpet.

At the Madrid premiere of High School Musical 3.