Ah ha ha ha! So it turns out Bob Guiney, from The Bachelor, somehow managed to parlay his reality TV gig into an ill-advised recording contract. I know this because a sample of the aforementioned opus just came onto my Pandora box, on my Counting Crows channel, no less, which I’m sure would send Adam Duritz into a hissy fit if he were still alive. What’s that? He is? Huh.

Anyway, this post’s raison d’etre: the title of the song is “So Wrong.” Which is just so, so right.

Donald Trump has fired his longtime Apprentice sidekick, Carolyn Kepcher, on the grounds that the fame associated with The Apprentice had gone to her head, and she was no longer focused on business matters. Instead, Kepcher was spending her time “giving speeches…and doing endorsements.” The straw that broke the camel’s back? As a 36-year-old woman managing several key aspects of the multi-billion-dollar Trump industry, she had the nerve to write a book about how to succeed in business.

Yes, Mr. Trump, it truly is a disgrace when those who fancy themselves captains of industry seem more interested in devoting their efforts toward promoting their own fame and scoring endorsement deals.

Next thing you know that fame-hungry whore’ll come out with her own perfume line.

Kepcher will be replaced by Trump spawn Ivanka, whose teen modeling career and two years of undergraduate education at Wharton more than qualify her as a business genius.

The NY Sun ran an interesting article today regarding Jesus and everyone’s favorite retailer of wear-once-in-Vegas slutwear, Forever 21. It seems the owners are devout Catholics who have been printing the words “John 3:16″ at the bottom of the company’s trademark yellow bags. A spokeswoman for the LA-based company calls the inscription a “demonstration of the owners’ faith.” Normally I would be indignant about something like this, but where I can buy a 3-inch plaid schoolgirl skirt and same-height heels for under $20, surely God is at work.

So Gawker’s been pushing this thing like it’s crack on a playground, but it really is a must-read, so I’m going to cave and link to it, too. It’s from Esquire’s “What it Feels Like…” series, but this one is special, because the full title is “What it Feels Like…To Have Two Vaginas.” Yes, yes, you should read it.