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The Britney Spears Comeback Tour Kicks Off

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

Brit kicked things off with a 16-minute show at the San Diego House of Blues last night. Check out video of her performing “Toxic.”

Late-Night Links

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

Lindsay Lohan is just so damn sober she’s taken her shirt off and is dancing on tables with Paris Hilton at 4:30 in the morning to celebrate! Yay sobriety! [The Bosh]

Debra Messing fought for Grace to have tiny titties. [A Socialite's Life]

A very sober Bruce Willis drops the f-bomb on live TV. [Ninja Dude]

Hooray for summer! The celeb bikini pics are back in full swing. Up now: Taryn Manning gets wet. [Drunken Stepfather]

What are your top five break-up songs? [Pajiba]

Naomi Campbell’s all like, “Yeah, so it turns out I’m an alcoholic.” [The Blemish]

Kate Moss stands in a store window to promote her new clothing line. [Agent Bedhead]

Turns out Selma Blair is sober, too .. who knew? [Cele|bitchy]

Hayden Panettiere and Laguna Beach’s Stephen Colletti are still going strong, much to my chagrin. [ICYDK]

R. Kelly wins the award for first musician to capitalize on the Virginia Tech tragedy. [Celebrity Smack]

Keira Knightley wishes she were ridiculously fat. Memo to Keira: sarcasm doesn’t translate so well in print. Trust me. [Warship]

TRUMP STEAKS. [INO]

Best. Purse Puppy. Ever.

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

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We love hot bitches here at the Beet. Here is the newest canine celebrity Tiny Dancer. He is 11 months old, 18-ounches and 4-inches tall which makes him quite little. When he is 1 year-old he will claim the title of the Smallest Dog Alive.

His owner carries him around wraps up in a blanket or usually puts him in a baby stroller. How cute is that? I’m sure Paris Hilton is calling this woman up offering her a car or something for this little dog. It is the true purse puppy.

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An Evil Beet Shout-Out

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

Just wanted to send a quick shout-out to the fabulous Evil T for sending me the world’s greatest birthday present. It just arrived in the mail today. Now, now, Mom, I loved the earrings you sent, but absolutely nothing is as cool as what T got me. Thank you, Miss Evil T, I love you so very much and am so very grateful to have friends like you in my life.

Looking Great Kate!

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

Kate Bosworth Bikini

I am a little obsessed with Kate Bosworth. I got very upset last year when she got shockingly thin because she is a lovely girl. Of the young actress set she is very talented and it seems that after her upsetting breakup with Orlando Bloom she fianlly looks happy in a picture! She still is thin in this pic but finally looks healthy.

A Match Made in Heaven

Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

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Joey “Fat One” Fatone and Alfonso “Carlton” Ribeiro hit up Parc last night.

Photo credit: BuzzFoto

Late-Night Links

Monday, April 30th, 2007

For $5M, Kim Kardashian is totally okay with you watching her sex tape. That’s impressive, Kim. I probably would have sold out somewhere around $500K. Then again, I’m kind of trashy. [Bossip]

Peter Andre has meningitis, but it looks like he’ll live. [popbytes]

Yup, they’re sending Prince Harry to the front lines in Iraq. [A Socialite's Life]

Even Jessica Simpson’s ginormous breasts can’t save her from the fug of this dress. [Derek Hail]

Honestly, Britney, you must be joking. [Celebslam]

Heather Mills is getting $50 million from Sir Paul McCartney. What’s in it for you, you ask? Hopefully, no more Heather Mills. [Cele|bitchy]

Happy birthday, Kirsten Dunst! Try not to O.D.! [The Blemish]

Courtney Love is auctioning off most of Kurt Cobain’s belongings. [Holy Candy]

Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore hit Coachella hand-in-hand. I don’t understand Coachella. Every year, someone invites me to go, and every year it just looks so dirty. Why would I stand outside in the sun all day and put up with Port-O-Potties when I could just play a CD and smoke a bowl in the comfort of my living room? [Gabsmash]

Victoria Beckham sports the THO. [Drunken Stepfather]

Pete Wentz discusses the art of “guyliner.” [POTP]

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