Brit kicked things off with a 16-minute show at the San Diego House of Blues last night. Check out video of her performing “Toxic.”

Lindsay Lohan is just so damn sober she’s taken her shirt off and is dancing on tables with Paris Hilton at 4:30 in the morning to celebrate! Yay sobriety! [The Bosh]

Debra Messing fought for Grace to have tiny titties. [A Socialite's Life]

A very sober Bruce Willis drops the f-bomb on live TV. [Ninja Dude]

Hooray for summer! The celeb bikini pics are back in full swing. Up now: Taryn Manning gets wet. [Drunken Stepfather]

What are your top five break-up songs? [Pajiba]

Naomi Campbell’s all like, “Yeah, so it turns out I’m an alcoholic.” [The Blemish]

Kate Moss stands in a store window to promote her new clothing line. [Agent Bedhead]

Turns out Selma Blair is sober, too .. who knew? [Cele|bitchy]

Hayden Panettiere and Laguna Beach’s Stephen Colletti are still going strong, much to my chagrin. [ICYDK]

R. Kelly wins the award for first musician to capitalize on the Virginia Tech tragedy. [Celebrity Smack]

Keira Knightley wishes she were ridiculously fat. Memo to Keira: sarcasm doesn’t translate so well in print. Trust me. [Warship]

TRUMP STEAKS. [INO]

We love hot bitches here at the Beet. Here is the newest canine celebrity Tiny Dancer. He is 11 months old, 18-ounches and 4-inches tall which makes him quite little. When he is 1 year-old he will claim the title of the Smallest Dog Alive.

His owner carries him around wraps up in a blanket or usually puts him in a baby stroller. How cute is that? I’m sure Paris Hilton is calling this woman up offering her a car or something for this little dog. It is the true purse puppy.

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Just wanted to send a quick shout-out to the fabulous Evil T for sending me the world’s greatest birthday present. It just arrived in the mail today. Now, now, Mom, I loved the earrings you sent, but absolutely nothing is as cool as what T got me. Thank you, Miss Evil T, I love you so very much and am so very grateful to have friends like you in my life.

I am a little obsessed with Kate Bosworth. I got very upset last year when she got shockingly thin because she is a lovely girl. Of the young actress set she is very talented and it seems that after her upsetting breakup with Orlando Bloom she fianlly looks happy in a picture! She still is thin in this pic but finally looks healthy.

Joey “Fat One” Fatone and Alfonso “Carlton” Ribeiro hit up Parc last night.

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For $5M, Kim Kardashian is totally okay with you watching her sex tape. That’s impressive, Kim. I probably would have sold out somewhere around $500K. Then again, I’m kind of trashy. [Bossip]

Peter Andre has meningitis, but it looks like he’ll live. [popbytes]

Yup, they’re sending Prince Harry to the front lines in Iraq. [A Socialite's Life]

Even Jessica Simpson’s ginormous breasts can’t save her from the fug of this dress. [Derek Hail]

Honestly, Britney, you must be joking. [Celebslam]

Heather Mills is getting $50 million from Sir Paul McCartney. What’s in it for you, you ask? Hopefully, no more Heather Mills. [Cele|bitchy]

Happy birthday, Kirsten Dunst! Try not to O.D.! [The Blemish]

Courtney Love is auctioning off most of Kurt Cobain’s belongings. [Holy Candy]

Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore hit Coachella hand-in-hand. I don’t understand Coachella. Every year, someone invites me to go, and every year it just looks so dirty. Why would I stand outside in the sun all day and put up with Port-O-Potties when I could just play a CD and smoke a bowl in the comfort of my living room? [Gabsmash]

Victoria Beckham sports the THO. [Drunken Stepfather]

Pete Wentz discusses the art of “guyliner.” [POTP]