Did Andy Roddick get pumped up by Men’s Fitness? Andy is in amazing shape…I have seen him play in person and he is hot and foxy but not that buff. Perhaps he has been lifting a lot of weights but usually tennis players don’t bring the guns like Andy is here.

His head also looks like it is pasted onto someone else’s body. It is really weird to be perfectly honest. I gotta say really the body looks hot but this is not my beloved Andy, and if it is…wowza…he got even hotter!

Nicole Richie was a diva on the set of The Simple Life. [A Socialite's Life]

Britney’s bringing’ back the extensions! [Celebrity Smack]

Howie Day’s supposed rehab romance with Britney Spears represented the most attention his career’s seen since, well, ever. That’s probably why he’s back at Promises. [Cele|bitchy]

Simon Cowell comes to Kelly Clarkson’s defense in her recent battle with her label. [GTS]

Ice T’s girlfriend Coco has the kind of tits that just scream “Ice T’s girlfriend.” [Drunken Stepfather]

Suri Cruise: now with more hair! [SOW]

Jessica Alba: “I hope all my new work will help producers in getting past my hotness.” Amen, sister. [POTP]

Is there trouble in Lindsay’s two-week-old paradise? [The Bosh]

Phil Spector is even more attractive on video. [The Grumpiest]

Live-blogging Anna Nicole’s final film. This is a must-read, people. [Pajiba]

There’s a reason Hollywood has a habit of casting 30-year-olds to play teenagers (Andrea Zuckerman, anyone?). Working with kids is a pain in the ass. Remember Will Ferrell’s hilarious landlord video that circulated awhile back? Well, FunnyOrDie.com has posted the outtakes. And they are adorable.

Dina Lohan’s not so worried about Lindsay coke habit; it’s her daughter’s strong work ethic that concerns her. [A Socialite's Life]

Jesus, Vanna White got old. That means anyone can. [Celebrity Smack]

Kellie Pickler’s tits: still fake. [Drunken Stepfather]

Last week they were saying it would be Amy Winehouse, but now the rumor mill has the Olsen twins starring in the next Bond flick. Either way, it’s safe to assume these producers want to make sure there’s really good cocaine at craft services. [Cele|bitchy]

Avril Lavigne poses for Blender, half-naked, smoking and drinking. You’re so edgy, Avril. [POTP]

Looks like you can’t even trust your damn drug dealer in Hollywood. What a horrid town. [popbytes]

Bruce Willis is dating a 23-year-old Playboy model. Dude, if I were Rumer, I’d demand to be retroactively ungrounded for fucking everything. [Celebslam]

Cameron Diaz has a little nip slip on Ellen. [Ninja Dude]

Milla Jovovich is preggers. [ICYDK]

Now that she won’t be Queen of England, we can bring on the Kate Middleton up-skirt photos with impunity. [Jordan Is Your Homeboy]

Hilary Duff’s new track, “Stranger.” [popbytes]

Is Cameron Diaz dating Criss Angel? Ooh, maybe he’ll make Justin Timberlake disappear. I’d be okay with that. [Cele|bitchy]

Um, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are totally having sex in the pool at Atlantis. [Celebslam]

There’s pretty much going to be a new Jessica-Alba-in-a-bikini link every day until summer’s over. [The Blemish]

Lily Allen is feeling much better about her weight now, thank you very much. [Buzznet]

Paris Hilton’s dad is in the hospital, so she hired a bunch of second-graders to glue sequins and pictures of her to a posterboard to cheer him up. Wait, what’s that? She made that herself? Wow. Someone should definitely sign her up for some of those prison art classes. [IBBB]

Just when you thought the pics of Brad and his kids couldn’t get any cuter … [Daily Stab]

Sly Stallone pleads guilty to bringing illegal steroids into Australia. [Holy Candy]

Kim Kardashian is totally letting Reggie Bush pee on her. [Derek Hail]

Petra Nemcova is humping Hilton ex Stavros Niarchos. And I’d be all like “Ew,” but, honestly, people, that’s still way better than James Blunt. [MollyGood]

The whole cast of Saturday Night Live showed up at the Shrek 3 NYC premiere. So, really, who needs Cameron Diaz? [Pop Sugar]

Apolo Anton Ohno celebrates his 25th birthday party in Hollywood, sponsored by Stride chewing gum.

Honestly, Apolo, at least when Turtle pulled that shit for Vincent Chase, he got Victoria’s Secret on board. Now that’s cool. This is just embarrassing.

The Governator on Paris’s plea for clemency: “I have many more important things to think about.” [Agent Bedhead]

Gisele Bundchen sends the very pregnant Bridget Moynahan some gifts for the baby — despite the fact that the daddy is Bundchen’s current bf, Tom Brady. So, basically, this bitch gets to steal your man while you’re pregnant and still manage to score some good PR for it. Isn’t life sweet, Bridget? [Celeb Slam]

Britney decides to pull over on the side of the road, get out of the car, and change her son’s diaper. She’s just full of good ideas. [Cele|bitchy]

Evan Rachel Wood’s a screamer, and Marilyn Manson’s got the video to prove it. [Ninja Dude]

Jessica Alba. Wet t-shirt. It’s white. Go. [Derek Hail]

Ben Affleck plays with his little girl. Ben Affleck was way more interesting before he got sober. [A Socialite's Life]

Huh. Turns out Paris Hilton’s a Catholic. I don’t think even she knew that until she was facing jail time. [Warship]

Lindsay Lohan nipple slip. Just in case you somehow didn’t already know what it looked like. [cityrag]

It’s Lily Allen’s turn to have a nervous breakdown, dammit! [The Bosh]

Brittany Murphy is pretty adorable now that she eats and stuff. [The Grumpiest]

Michelle Rodriguez in a bikini. And lest the little bit of extra fat around the stomach dampen your interest, remember, guys, she’s a lesbian. [Drunken Stepfather]

Um, even TV Guide already knows who’s going to win American Idol. [GTS]