The Veronicas have released a video for their new song, “This Love”. I’m hanging around listening to it with my daughter who is known on my blog as Veruca (for obvious reasons). As you know, I have no ear for music. Veruca says “It’s a beautiful song, but how is she going to give up even if she isn’t there? That doesn’t make sense!” So, there you have it, straight from the mouth of my babe.
Early this morning Dennis Quaid and his wife and some obnoxious friend left West Hollywood’s Phillipe restaurant and were greeted by a swarm of paparazzi at the valet station. That’s par for the course, but what isn’t ordinary is that Quaid was stopped by a police officer after driving less than a foot. The cop warned Quaid, who was apparently in no condition to drive, that he needed to stop his car immediately. Dennis agreed and asked if he could go back into the restaurant — terms the officer agreed to. Quaid, wife, and obnoxious friend filed back into Phillipe and called a cab which presumably brought them safely home.
Now, here’s the thing: In Normal World, if you were drunk and got behind the wheel of a car with the intention of operating that vehicle, you’d be arrested. You don’t get to negotiate a workable solution. In Hollywood, you get a heads-up and a second chance to do the right thing. Just. No. Consequences.
You can watch a video of the whole chain of events as they unfolded, here.
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I’m a day late on this one, but I have to do a post on Elle’s Women in Hollywood Style event, because some of the looks are pretty awesome and plus I have things to say about them. First off, Katie Holmes is clearly one of those obnoxious freaks of nature who just gets more beautiful the older she gets. If this is what Scientology’s all about, sign me up for some Xenu.
Second, I feel like it’s some sort of crime to think Kat Dennings isn’t really that pretty. But I don’t think she’s really that pretty.
But I do think Katie Cassidy’s gorgeous and I always love what she wears, even if she is David Cassidy’s daughter. Let’s not hold that against her. I don’t get the feeling he had very much to do with her upbringing.
Why doesn’t Willa Holland get more roles? I love her. Did you see her in Garden Party? Genius, genius.
Oh, look, they found a black person to come. Congrats, Zoe Saldana.
Never mind, Amber Rose was there, too. Do you think the other women were like “What the fuck is she doing here?” They probably weren’t, because she hypnotized everyone with her nipples.
More in the gallery. They’re labeled, just like you like ‘em.
If he hadn’t been arrested and if he wasn’t facing two decades in the slammer and a million bucks in fines, this would have been an ingenious plan. Adam Jasinski, the 2008 Big Brother winner was arrested Saturday in North Reading, Massachusetts after trying to sell 2,000 oxycodone pills to a government witness.
Jasinski had a brilliant plan. He took his $500,000 in Big Brother winnings and invested; he bought a shit-load of drugs to resell at a profit. Brills! Well, brills until the DEA got involved.
Sounds like Adam didn’t uh … expect the unexpected.
Linds and Donatella Versace cuddled at the Whitney Museum gala last night in New York City. Donatella is a walking, talking representation of a more mature Lindsay. All LL needs to do is stare into the unmoving face of Donatella to see her own fate as it will occur in about three years. Neutral dress? Check. Scarecrow hair? Check. Paralyzed facial muscles? Check. Long-standing love of coke? Check. Huge career in fashion? Eh, maybe not.
More pics in the gallery of these two intertwined train wrecks.
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