Ricki Lake, who initially became famous due to the fact that she was a big girl, is now about half her former size. She says that she lost her weight in a healthy way and went from 250 to 123. She looks adorable and I’m interested to see what her next project is.
Nobody goes on the cover of US showing off their bod unless they are trying to sell something. Wonder what it is?
OMG you guys I am sooooo excited. I was talking to my boss last night, and somehow the topic of Cathouse came up (no, I have no idea how that happened. I’m still trying to figure it out). Anyway, he was like, “You know, a new season’s starting soon,” and I was like “Do not fuck with me about Cathouse,” and he was like, “No, I’m not kidding, it starts again on Saturday.” So I just now crossed my fingers, said a little prayer, and went to the website. And, sure enough, new episodes start on May 12!!
AIRFORCE AMY!
SUNSET THOMAS!
ISABELLA SOPRANO!
WELCOME BACK INTO MY LIFE!!! I was so sad without you guys.
The episodes will air monthly, and there’s only six of them, but just in case you don’t have HBO, guess who’ll be recapping them? Yes, that’s right. What? You thought I’d pass up the opportunity to recap porn? Fuck no.
Bring it.
Brittany Murphy and Neve Campbell both tied the knot this weekend. No, not to each other, although that would be way hot. [Gabby Babble]
Tom Sizemore hits up the meth again. [Warship]
The Lindsay Lohan side boob. [Derek Hail]
Angelina’s discovering that Brad may be more devoted to his smoking habit than he is to their family. [Cele|bitchy]
Victoria Beckham begins walking the long road back to recovery from her eating disorder, and the British tabs are there to make a headline out of every single pound gained. Awesome. [popbytes]
There’s a little bit of sibling rivalry between Ashlee and Jessica Simpson. Ooh, I hope they have a MySpace battle! [A Socialite's Life]
TrentWatch continues over on The Gilded Moose. [TGM]
We forget that Sinead O’Connor was the original Britney. [IBBB]
Star Jones gives a lap dance to hubby Al Reynolds in public. [Yeeeah!]
I have no idea what this event was, but it may as well have been the Oscars for how many stars showed up. WireImage calls it “Poiret: King of Fashion” Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art. Everyone was there, including Jessica Simpson and the breasts she seems to have just recently discovered. Celebs pictured here include Jennifers Garner, Connolly, Lopez and Hudson, Ellen Pompeo, Donald and Melania Trump, Christina Ricci, Chloe Sevigny, Cameron Diaz, Gisele Bundchen, Anna Wintour, America Ferrara, Alicia Keys, Kate Bosworth, MK Olsen, Mischa Barton, Naomi Watts (quite preggers) and a billion others. Click images to enlarge.
Jessica Simpson’s breasts continue their comeback tour. [Holy Candy]
Paris Hilton was photographed smoking a joint at Coachella. [Daily Stab]
Was Britney raped shortly before her break-down? [A Socialite's Life]
Hayden Panettiere filmed a movie in Africa, and now thinks she might “go over there and bring food.” That’s so sweet, Hayden. While you’re at it, could you pick up some CPK and swing it by my place? LABite takes forever. Plus there are way fewer guerilla armies west of the 405. [Derek Hail]
Is Amy Winehouse going to be the new Bond girl? They could name the character Alotta Blow. [Bree]
Tobey Maguire still loves his little girl. Enjoy this, Tobey, because in about ten years she’ll be a rude, thoughtless little pig who films you while you drunkenly consume cheeseburgers. [Cele|bitchy]
Who knew Sofia Loren still had a rack like this? [DListed]
Hef’s third-favorite girlfriend, Kendra Wilkinson, hits up Miami in a bikini. Yay summer! [Hollywood Tuna]
Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are still together and probably still fighting over who used whose hair products. [Hollywood Rag]
The latest Paris Hilton upskirt pics. [Drunken Stepfather]
Brad Pitt needs a stunt butt. [Agent Bedhead]
Simulated rape on-stage does not go over well with advertisers, Akon. [The Blemish]
Shakira’s new video. [popbytes]
“Which hard-partying starlet, we hear, will soon be seeking a new publicity rep? The drug and alcohol gossip was one thing, but she hates those pesky lesbian rumors that keep turning up in print.”
[via R&M]
Jenny McCarthy discusses her son’s autism. [POTP]
Okay, Vanessa Minnillo, it’s one thing to take up with Jessica Simpson’s ex-husband. But her hairdresser? You bitch. [popbytes]
Russian supermodel Natalia Vodianova in her underwear. You know you wanna. [Grumpiest]
Pics of Lindsay Lohan showing up for Britney’s LA mini-show in her very best Catherine Tramell. [Drunken Stepfather]
Break out the lube, boys, Maggie Gyllenhaal is breast-feeding! [Celebrity Baby Blog]
Don’t worry, folks, Paris won’t be released from jail early due to overcrowding; there’s plenty of room at Lynwood these days. [Cele|bitchy]
Chloe Sevigny says she used to drop a lot of acid. Used to, Chloe? Apparently you now have serious flashbacks every time you go to pick an outfit. [Celebrity Smack]
Jesus, did Jessica Simpson always have knockers like this? [Warship]
Hayden Panetierre’s castmates throw her a high-school graduation party. [Celebslam]
The American Idol songwriting contest is in full swing. Wake up and smell the genius! [GTS]
Gisele Bundchen may have been dumped by Victoria’s Secret, but Louis Vuitton is happy to take the sloppy seconds. [Derek Hail]
Heidi Montag is going to pose in bikinis with those new tits of hers until I care. [Jordan]
Brooke Hogan is performing in her underwear, because it would truly be a crisis if anyone were forced to focus on her singing. [Hollyweird Gazette]
Fergie goes through eight outfits on one day. Now if only she could change her face. [cityrag]
Even though the reviews were dismal, all you Americans fell right in line with Europe and Asia, giving Spider-Man 3 the largest opening day in U.S. history. I hope you enjoyed it while it lasted, Pirates 2. The film is expected to take in $135-145MM this weekend.
Tobey Maguire celebrated tonight by catching the De La Hoya/Mayweather fight with Leonardo DiCaprio at the MGM in Las Vegas. There were a ton of celebs there — J.Lo and Marc Anthony (who sang the national anthem), Fifty Cent (who rapped as Mayweather entered the ring), perennial presidential hopeful John McCain, Ron Howard, P. Diddy and several others. I’m trying to track down photos for you all … should be available in a couple hours.
