Actress Uma Thurman (sidenote: In Japanese, Uma means “horse.” I’m just going to leave that there, thank you) and fiancé, multimillionaire Arpad Busson, arrived on the Bahamian island of Eleuthera earlier this week, and have been secluded since. The couple must be in the Bahamas for more than 48 hours before the government will issue a marriage license. As of yesterday, sources reported that preparations for a wedding ceremony were underway.

This will be Uma’s third marriage, and Busson’s second. She was previously tied to Gary Oldman and Ethan Hawke–with whom she has two children– while Busson has reproduced with supermodel Elle Macpherson. The two have been engaged since June, when Busson presented Thurman with a diamond the size of North America, orbited by 20 smaller diamonds that have become trapped in its gravitational pull.

At the Room to Grow 10th anniversary benefit gala. (Actually a very cool organization dedicating to helping babies born into poverty. Check out their website here.)

The dude she’s pictured with is her boyfriend, super-rich dude Arpad Busson.

Uma Thurman puffs on a cancer stick while on vacation with fiance Arpad Busson.

And I am certainly in NO POSITION to judge anyone else for smoking … but I’m nearly at a month smoke-free! Not a SINGLE cigarette! Boo-yah, motherfuckers!!!

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Congrats to Uma Thurman, who got engaged to hottie “financier” boyfriend Arpad Busson.

Arpad gave Uma a ring so big “she can’t fit it through the sleeve of her coat,” a friend said.

In other engagement news, congrats to Beet reader and my friend Trish, who got engaged this weekend to her boyfriend Jesse! Congrats you crazy kids!!!

Uma Thurman picks up her son, Levon, from what I assume is his 100th day of school.

I assume this because she’s carrying what appears to be a paper hat that says “100th Day of School” on it, and he’s wearing a little badge that has the number 100 on it.

Dude, they never did shit like that at my school. By the time I was Levon’s age, they were too busy worrying that we wouldn’t be properly prepared for our SATs to waste our time making paper hats. I assume that’s why I’m so well-adjusted.

My mother and I had an amusing conversation about this today (my well-adjustedness). She was explaining to me how she almost never left me with a babysitter when I was a kid. She was afraid I’d grow up and have “abandonment issues.” And it’s funny, because I don’t have any abandonment issues, I just have every other issue known to man. So whatever. Here’s the moral: just hire a damn babysitter. It’s not gonna matter in the long run.

Rumors started swirling after the normally fit Uma showed up at the Nobel Peace Prize Concert sporting a little something extra in the middle.

Has she just stopped hitting the gym daily?

Or is the 37-year-old mom pregnant again? She’s been seeing boyfriend Arki Busson for a few months now. In Hollywoodland, that’s long enough to have a kid together!

Look, I’m just passing on a rumor, kids. I’m not even going to say she looks fat; she doesn’t. She looks great. This could just be a normal, tiny weight gain. Or it could be a baby!!!

She must have known.

I mean, you don’t wear a see-through dress to a place where you know bulbs will be flashing and not expect that, um, your bulbs will be flashed.

Does someone want attention?

Okay, Uma.

After the jump, the uncensored pics of the Uma Thurman nip slip.

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