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Tucker Bounds the Bunny Rabbit!

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

I got this email from a reader the other day:

So Tucker Bounds is on TV talking about something, and all I can see are giant bunny ears coming out of his head. It’s a brilliant image, and I thank you for it!

She was, of course, referencing this post.

Mr. Bounds — John McCain’s campaign spokesman — is all over the television right now, as would be expected. And I don’t really care what he’s talking about in this clip, but I do think it’s funny that his tie, which I’m sure looked red in the mirror, looks pink on television. It’s Easter come early!

I just think the guy has the funniest Republican rich-kid name ever. And, look, I grew up with a lot of Republican rich kids, so I would know. I’d list some of their names here for comparison, but my website has this teensy tiny problem of having a really good Google page rank, so I’d be in a lot of trouble if they happened to Google their own names. Which most of them probably do hourly. So just trust me when I say that Tucker Bounds really has the creme de la creme of Republican rich-kid names.

Tucker Bounds for VP!