You too can be a part of Shanna Moakler’s “Divorce Party” at Light, the club in the Bellagio. Wow, way to be shameless girl. Shanna, since her separation, has gotten into a public feud with Paris Hilton, rode a “Glacier” into New York’s harbor to promote Smirnoff Vodka, and now is having a party to celebrate her broken marriage.

I wonder where her kids are in all of this? Her husband is doing Paris Hilton and she is off throwing parties in Vegas. Way to be parents Barkers!

Thanks to [Perez Hilton] for some great Shanna Moakler coverage.

• Jessica Simpson hits the street with her sister Ashlee. She’s put on a LOT of weight this year, and I think she’s trying to hide it with this black parachute of an outfit, but it really just draws attention to it. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: her stylists hate her.
• Whitney Houston confirms that she plans to divorce Bobby Brown. Their 14-year marriage survived the fact that they’re both egomaniacal crackheads, but it just couldn’t make it through a reality TV show. Will you people never learn? Reality TV kills marriages. Always.
• Paris Hilton is fucking Travis Barker for one reason and one reason alone: he is recently separated from the mother of his children and people will talk about it and her picture will be in all the papers. On most days, I find Paris amusingly self-absorbed and her antics voyeuristically engaging. With this, I just think she’s a piece of shit. It’s low even for her.
• The angry, lucrative buzz surrounding the upcoming season of Survivor: Racism has been more of a dull hum these past couple of days. But CBS was prepared for such a lull with its secret weapon — a CBS Corp. board member who is also the President of the NAACP. Wanna know what the NAACP thinks of Survivor: Racism today? Not such big fans. Go ahead, talk amongst yourselves. Call your mother. Write your senator. Blog about it. Buzzzzzz.