Archive for the ‘Tracy Morgan’ Category

Quotables

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

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“I could remember those two, especially those two people, treating me like the invisible guy.  Now look where they at.  Cheri Oteri, she can’t get arrested.  … That’s what happened to me over there.  They never treated me well.  I never cared for them either.  Fuck ‘em.”

Tracy Morgan’s “I Am The New Black” audiobook account of his days at Saturday Night Live and the treatment he received from Chris Kattan and Cheri Oteri.

Tracy Morgan’s Marriage a Broken Deal

Monday, August 10th, 2009

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I’m not sure exactly what went down toward the end of Tracy Morgan’s 23-year marriage to Sabina Morgan, but, whatever it was, it was a deal-breaker, ladies. The couple have been separated since 2001, but it looks like they finally decided they couldn’t make it work. Tracy filed for divorce from his high-school sweetheart in a Bronx court on Friday. The couple have three sons.

You’ll recall that Tracy’s been busted for DUI twice in the past few years, and now claims to be clean and sober. Still — that can’t be a lot of fun to be married to. However, no reason was given for the final split.

Caption This

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

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Tracy Morgan on the set of A Couple Of Cops.  Isn’t it amazing how sometimes one picture can confirm your suspicion that a movie is going to be a total flop?  A flip phone flop if you will…

Tracy Morgan on Letterman

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

You know, I never can tell if Tracy Morgan is drunk or just being Tracy Morgan.

Either way, this interview — after Tracy’s wife announced that she was leaving him because of his drinking problems — is a riot.

Tracy Morgan’s Wife Wants to Divorce His Drunk Ass

Friday, January 11th, 2008

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Comedian Tracy Morgan — who’s struggled with alcohol abuse for a long time, scoring multiple DUIs in the process — is being divorced by his wife of 22 years because he can’t keep his ass on the wagon.

The 39-year-old star recently claimed he had been sober for months, spurred on by his three sons’ pleas for him to stay off alcohol. But Sabina, his wife of 22 years, claims he is back on the booze. She says, “I have to divorce him. I still have feelings for him, but the marriage is over. “I’m having my lawyer file the divorce papers. I gave him every opportunity since August to stay in the marriage, but he’s failed. “It’s terrible that he’s drinking again. He knows he shouldn’t be doing that for so many reasons, his health especially.”

Sad!! Get your ass sober and get your life back, Tracy!

Tracy Morgan Doesn’t Think Jimmy Fallon is Cute

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

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And neither do I, after his recent decision to marry Fat-Arms.

Morgan — who managed to score two DUIs last year — told the October issue of Penthouse that he and his SNL castmates were bothered by Fallon’s “laughing and all that dumb shit he used to do. He wouldn’t mess with me because I didn’t fucking play that shit. That’s taking all the attention off of everybody else and putting it on you, like, ‘Oh, look at me, I’m the cute one.’ I told him not to do that shit in my sketches, so he never did.”

I like how Tracy assumes that Fallon didn’t laugh during his sketches because of his stern talking-to. I don’t think anyone ever laughed during Tracy Morgan’s SNL sketches, especially the audience.

I Heart Tracy Morgan

Thursday, March 8th, 2007

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The YouTube title says Tracey Morgan is wasted here but I don’t think so. He’s just a crazy funny bastard. It’s about 30 seconds in when things get interesting, the interviewer clearly wasn’t prepped for who Mr. Morgan was and what he is about.

I love him and I love 30 Rock.