“After much consideration and discussion, we have jointly decided that we will forego having a legal ceremony as it is not necessary to define our relationship further. While the recent symbolic union in Bora Bora was representative of our deep love, friendship and respect that we have for one another on a spiritual level, we have decided to remain friends.”

Heh.

Nobody wants to marry your sorry ass, Eddie.

It looks like it.

People magazine is reporting that Eddie and new wife Tracey Edmonds — who tied the knot in Bora Bora just two weeks ago — were supposed to come back to the US to do a legally binding ceremony.

That never happened.

Maybe it has something to do with him being a cocksucking asshole who walked out on his pregnant girlfirend.

I’m just saying.

Eddie “Asshole” Murphy and Tracey Edmonds got hitched on New Years Day in front of 25 friends and family in Bora Bora.

As the sun set, Edmonds walked barefoot down the aisle to a shell-studded gazebo, where the two exchanged vows.

No news on whether the child Murphy fathered with Spice Girl Mel C earlier this year was present.

What a cocksucker.

Isn’t that right, Eddie Murphy?

With girlfriend Tracey Edmonds at the film’s LA premiere.