The littlest Cruise (even littler than Tom!) gets a tour of NYC with her folks on Friday night.
You can tell she’s still kind of quizzical about those strange little monsters who keep flashing lights at her. She’ll get used to it.
Okay, so I still refuse to believe she’s the actual child of Tom and Katie, but she sure as hell is cute.
David Gilmore, the very talented artist over at PrettyOnTheOutside, did this hilarious sketch poking fun of this photo. Just had to share it with you all!
In NYC Thursday night.
The happy (and maybe preggers??) Ashton-Demi couple made an appearance at Mentor LA’s Promise gala honoring Tom Cruise. I think Demi Moore looks absolutely stunning for a woman her age, but if you look closely at her legs in the hi-def versions of these pics, she definitely is getting old-lady knees. That makes me happy because it means I still have something on Demi Moore, and it also makes me sad because it is proof that, no matter how much time, money and effort you put into it, you can’t totally pass for 20’s when you’re in your 40’s. Heh. Well, I still have fifteen years or so for plastic surgery to improve. It is nice that Mentor LA is “a nonprofit organization dedicated to revitalizing the schools and neighborhoods of some of the most disenfranchised communities in Los Angeles,” but maybe we need to be investing our time and energy in things that will allow me to have hot kneecaps when I’m 40.
Also, just to be a bitch, it’s nice that these people can piggyback off Tom Cruise’s fame in order to try to do something good for the world, but I can’t really figure out just what Tom did for these people. Their website briefly calls him their “supporter,” and talks a little about how much his movies make, but I get the sense this is more like “We want to thank Tom Cruise for lending us his name and face so that everyone will write about our event,” than “We want to thank Tom Cruise for his generous donations and his vocal support for the fact that real problems require real solutions, not horror stories about aliens and a backlash against the science of psychiatry.” But whatevs. Among the gala’s chairs were Ron Meyer (that’s the daddy of Spiderman’s baby mama, Jennifer Meyer), Terry Semel (the Yahoo guy and dad of Courtenay Semel, Paris Hilton wannabe and world-class but-her-face), and Paula Wagner, Cruise’s producing partner.
I wonder what Xenu would say. Wait, is Xenu the bad guy or the good guy? I get so confused.
Lindsay Lohan’s out of rehab and on the loose. And everyone knows the next-best thing to some Grey Goose cocktail is some Ryan Phillippe … um .. you know. [A Socialite's Life]
Sarah Michelle Gellar: pregnant or fat? [INO]
Cammy Diaz nabs herself some Tyrese. [Cele|bitchy]
Premiere becomes the latest magazine to bid adieu to its print version, plans to focus efforts on online operations. [fishbowlLA]
Hey, guess who’s still freakin’ adorable? The Jolie-Pitt family! [ICYDK]
Also cute: TomKat and Suri, back on the intramural sports circuit. [dlisted]
Courtney Love breaks the big story that there was cocaine at Paris Hilton’s birthday party. We get it, Courtney. You’re sober now. But do you really have to ruin it for everyone else? [Warship]
Tobey Maguire and Jennifer Meyer take little Ruby Sweetheart into the ocean. Nude. (She’s nude, not them.) [POTP]
Pics from Liz Hurley’s wedding. [Allie]
ScarJo puts on her very ugliest dress for the Louis Vuitton show. Hair and shoes to match. [SOW]
One billion pics from the NAACP Image Awards. [PopSugar]
Also … a VERY SPECIAL thanks to Joy A. at Pop on the Pop for giving Evil Beet a shout-out in her Mediabistro interview. We love ya, Joy, and we love reading POTP!
More here.
Before we begin, I want to thank Evil T for doing a kick-ass job of holding this place down while I was out of town. She is a total rock star, and I have no idea what I’d do without her. Thanks T! Now, on to the links …
Wait, Tom Cruise isn’t already Jesus? [Celebslam]
Robbie Williams plans to give Elton John the gift of his penis. [Cele|bitchy]
Jared Leto and his earflaps are totally ready to throw down, bitch. [Agent Bedhead]
New pics of Scarlett. You know you’re going to click. Don’t try to fight it. [The Blemish]
Wow, Mandy Moore even depresses herself! [Celebrity Smack]
Something about Jenna Jameson, Paris Hilton, and girls who want to lose their virginity. As the premise for a television show. I can’t read any further. I feel dirty. On behalf of our country. [Pop on the Pop]
The indiest thing I have ever loved just gave birth to a little girl. Unfortunately, she had to go and ruin it by naming the kid Petah. But congrats anyway, Ani DiFranco. [CBB]
