“Couldn’t give it away.  That’s just good, Christian values, or, being homely.”

Tina Fey on last night’s Letterman, explaining that she couldn’t get anyone to have sex with her until she was 24 years old.

Today Forbes released their list of the highest paid women in primetime and I’m sure that more than one of the names will completely shock you. Tyra Banks took first place with her America’s Next Top Model hosting gig (making over $30 million in a twelve month period), and was followed by the Snow Princess herself, Katherine Heigl, whose earnings will also shock you. The complete list is here:

1. Tyra Banks: $30 million
2. Katherine Heigl: $18 million
3. Marg Helgenberger: $9.5 million
4. Eva Longoria: $9 million
5. Mariska Hargitay: $8.5 million
6. Julia Louis-Dreyfus: $8 million
7. Maura Tierney: $8 million
8. Tina Fey: $7 million
9. Marcia Cross: $6.2 million
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt & Ellen Pompeo (tie): $6 million

For the most part these ranking make sense, except for Tina Fey’s #8 spot, as she also writes and produces her hit show 30 Rock. Also, Jennifer Love Hewitt can still rack in 6 million a season for a TV show? Who knew? Do people still care about her? I was unaware. I’m also a bit surprised that a Seinfeld alum like JLD isn’t worth more than Heigl, who beside being a complete brat on and off the set of Grey’s, only makes crappy romantic comedies these days.

What did you think?

Tina Fey visited Late Show with David Letterman last night and talked about (what else?) Sarah Palin and her ability to kill really big things.  Palin will be on Saturday Night Live tonight.  I cannot wait! I think a lot of people are predicting that she will be really bad but I don’t know…my money is on her being quite entertaining.

“We’re gonna take it week by week. If she wins, I’m done. I can’t do that for four years. And by ‘I’m done,’ I mean I’m leaving Earth.”

Tina Fey, on her doppelganger and current meal-ticket, Sarah Palin.

Can Tina Fey play Sarah Palin on this show too? Please?

Tina rocks it again on last night’s SNL in a parody of the Katie Couric interview.