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Archive for the ‘Timbaland’ Category

Madonna: “4 Minutes to Save the World”

Monday, December 17th, 2007

Perez may be nice enough to pull this out of respect for Madge.

I am proud to say that I am fully respect-free.

Timbaland leaked this.

Madonna’s mad.

I’m thrilled.

Enjoy.

Fun with YouTube: “Scream,” Timbaland and Nicole Scherzinger

Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

Look, guys, I understand we’re all just supposed to hate Nicole Scherzinger for merely existing, and I try my best, I really do, but I’m hooked on this track.

Timbaland can’t go wrong. Even with Nicole.

Timbaland to Appear on One Life to Live

Friday, September 21st, 2007

Timbaland to Appear on One Life to Live

I cannot tell you how excited I was when I first saw this headline.

Timbaland? On a soap opera?

I’m thinking evil twins. I’m thinking secret babies. I’m thinking slap fights and magic spells and ninja mafia and incest. I am so excited.

But no. He’s just performing on the show.

“This is a new experience for me, I am looking forward to having a great time and sharing my music!” he said in a statement.